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balancethebooks in paradisa

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Aug 16, 2010 20:57

I don't know about the rest of you, but you couldn't pay me to come within fifty feet of that building out there...

[Head of Human Resources]

It appears our former employer is ... well. Former. Any thoughts or ideas?

[Head of Human Resources]

the accountant

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icarustattoo August 17 2010, 04:36:13 UTC

[sup guy, have some case of mistaken identity up in herrrre]

No kidding. You'd think people'd learn.

balancethebooks August 18 2010, 02:55:50 UTC

[totally oblivious to this, while the mun does squee-dances]

Not around here. I've decided that everyone's lost two things... one's subjective, and the other's their ability to learn from experience.

icarustattoo August 18 2010, 04:32:09 UTC

That's probably right.

How'd your thing go? I didn't hear any explosions.

balancethebooks August 18 2010, 04:38:08 UTC

My .... thing...?

[there's a pause, as he thinks about this.] Oh, wait. Uh. ... You wouldn't happen to think I'm some ... doctor, would you?

icarustattoo August 18 2010, 04:43:02 UTC

[have an even longer pause in response! oh dear, this is slightly embarrassing. asking strange men about their things]

... uh ... you sound exactly like him. Uncanny.

balancethebooks August 18 2010, 04:44:59 UTC

You're the second person who's said that.

Well. I don't know if "said" is the right word. The last idiot just kept screaming.

icarustattoo August 18 2010, 04:46:54 UTC

Yeah ... he does that.

balancethebooks August 31 2010, 01:10:51 UTC

So you know him, too? ... I think this is where I should apologize.

icarustattoo August 31 2010, 03:09:15 UTC

No, man, it's cool. Guy's an idiot.

balancethebooks September 1 2010, 01:04:11 UTC

Clearly. I heard something about him being involved in a suicide pact?

[never mind that, well, the other participant's loss was her ability to kill people ... so he finished him off for her]

icarustattoo September 1 2010, 03:55:24 UTC

Yeah ... I think that was before I got here. But that sounds like him.

[beat] I mean he dresses up like a giant butterfly, if you haven't seen him.

balancethebooks September 8 2010, 02:26:21 UTC

I might've gotten a glimpse of him once... mostly he just hollers death threats at me over the journal.

I'm Timothy, by the way.

icarustattoo September 8 2010, 03:34:59 UTC

He does that too.

Brock Samson. So what do you do?

balancethebooks September 13 2010, 05:58:45 UTC

I'm, ah. I'm an accountant.

icarustattoo September 14 2010, 04:47:34 UTC

That must be ... fun ...

balancethebooks September 15 2010, 00:59:34 UTC

[amused] You don't have to humor me. I know I've got a job most people would pay not to have to do.

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