two feathers and a stepladder

[quackaccent]

[pages open to a THUNK, followed by a light, ducky sigh.

there's some faraway noises--squeaking, even, like a shopping cart wheel needing some serious oiling. then--

THUNK.

THUNK.

rustle, rustle, THUNK.

another sigh.

muttered:] That oughta be a good enough start, but it's gonna take a million years t--

Awk?

...[irate:] Cut it out, you no good stupid litt--WAK-!! [a series of thumps.

and as before, any text of duckyspeak will be incomprehensible.]