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[The sound of gentle snoring can be heard over the journals. If your character isn't annoyed enough by this to slam the book shut, they will very shortly be treated to the following ...]
... aaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!
[BOOM.
Something just fell to the floor, though by the sounds of it, it wasn't something very big. After a moment's pause, there is a hissy, scratchy voice that sounds more than a little confused.]
... whuzzat? What ...
... where am I?
... aaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!
[BOOM.
Something just fell to the floor, though by the sounds of it, it wasn't something very big. After a moment's pause, there is a hissy, scratchy voice that sounds more than a little confused.]
... whuzzat? What ...
... where am I?