fourteen; yotsuba & night

Jul 04, 2010 23:29

[yawn. someone is tucked up in bed, and GASP, she sounds.... TIRED?! CALM?! what is this. why.]

Let's tell bedtime stories... Good ones. Not ones with monsters and trolls and stuff like that, okay?

yotsuba koiwai

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yamanaka July 5 2010, 04:04:01 UTC
Good ones? Hmmm. What kinds of things do you like in a bedtime story, then?

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clovertails July 5 2010, 04:11:22 UTC
Animal stories. And maybe food stories.

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yamanaka July 5 2010, 04:13:30 UTC
What about a story about animals and food?

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clovertails July 5 2010, 04:20:07 UTC
Yeah! I like that! Are they animals made of food?

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yamanaka July 5 2010, 04:31:49 UTC
They could be! Like an elephant made of bananas?

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clovertails July 5 2010, 04:43:23 UTC
Uh huh! And a tiger made out of shrimp!! [wat]

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yamanaka July 5 2010, 04:51:01 UTC
Alright, so how about this. The banana elephant and the shrimp tiger were best friends. And ... they lived in a valley with a chocolate waterfall.

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clovertails July 5 2010, 04:56:47 UTC
[she's actually drooling right now. UGH sounds SO GOOD] Mmmmmmm........ Are they fat?

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yamanaka July 5 2010, 04:57:19 UTC
Very fat. So fat they can barely even move. They have to roll everywhere.

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clovertails July 5 2010, 05:06:55 UTC
[and even though she's so tired, she suddenly lets out a giggle] AHAHA! Aww, they're too fat! They gotta stop eating so much candy!

What else? Did they go on adventures? Did they catch bugs together?

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yamanaka July 5 2010, 05:11:52 UTC
Yup! They went on an adventure. See, they heard about this mountain .... that had a tree made of eclairs on top! So they wanted to go up the mountain ... but it was way too tall for them to just roll up it. What to do, what to do ...

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clovertails July 5 2010, 05:36:04 UTC
Oh, oh..... Mmmmm. The eggclaires... maybe... they could shake the tree? And the eggclaires can fall into their mouths?

But then they'll be fatter!

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yamanaka July 5 2010, 05:46:48 UTC
The tree's too high to shake! They have to climb the mountain first.

But, they decided that it's worth it to try walking up the mountain to get to the eclair tree. So they walked ... and walked ... and they sweat so much they lost all their fat!

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clovertails July 5 2010, 05:56:00 UTC
Oh okay!

OOOH! SO LUCKY. Good job, banana elephant and shrimp tiger! That was so good of them, right? 'Cause they got exercise!

But what if they can eat the eggclaires? Won't they be fat again!?

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yamanaka July 5 2010, 06:04:49 UTC
Yep! Now they're all thin and in shape again! So now they don't know whether to eat the eclairs, because they worked so hard to get thin again ...

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