THE QUEEN'S SPEECH; 1/2toscribbleJune 20 2010, 01:14:15 UTC
[She folds her hands in her lap neatly as she seems to relax in her throne. She's smiling brightly, looking over the crowd as if evaluating them.]
Good evening, Travelers. I'm so happy you've come to see me!
[She giggles childishly, swinging her legs back and forth]
I'm sure you've heard about the monsters that threaten to disturb the peace that we have tried to hard to uphold for the last hundred years. I cannot express my gratitude enough, for all the trouble you must have gone through to get here. I am sure you have many questions about what we will face together, and perhaps about this world. I will be happy to answer all of these questions for you, to the best of my ability. This world holds enough wonder to last any good explorer a millennium.
For tonight, however, I would like to host a celebration, in honor of our new-found camaraderie.
[She moves to stand, from the throne.]
I have prepared a feast for you all tonight, if you would be so kind as to accept my hospitality.
THE QUEEN'S SPEECH; 2/2toscribbleJune 20 2010, 01:15:00 UTC
[Her smile is suddenly wider, more threatening. She takes a few steps away from the throne, and within seconds all of the spiders in the room have circled around her legs.
She giggles as her body rises into the air, her dress replaced by cobwebs. A heart-shaped hole appears right through her chest, and eight large spider legs protrude from underneath her. She lets out another high pitched giggle, now looking down from a good five or six feet in the air.]
Good evening, Travelers. I'm so happy you've come to see me!
[She giggles childishly, swinging her legs back and forth]
I'm sure you've heard about the monsters that threaten to disturb the peace that we have tried to hard to uphold for the last hundred years. I cannot express my gratitude enough, for all the trouble you must have gone through to get here. I am sure you have many questions about what we will face together, and perhaps about this world. I will be happy to answer all of these questions for you, to the best of my ability. This world holds enough wonder to last any good explorer a millennium.
For tonight, however, I would like to host a celebration, in honor of our new-found camaraderie.
[She moves to stand, from the throne.]
I have prepared a feast for you all tonight, if you would be so kind as to accept my hospitality.
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[Her smile is suddenly wider, more threatening. She takes a few steps away from the throne, and within seconds all of the spiders in the room have circled around her legs.
She giggles as her body rises into the air, her dress replaced by cobwebs. A heart-shaped hole appears right through her chest, and eight large spider legs protrude from underneath her. She lets out another high pitched giggle, now looking down from a good five or six feet in the air.]
Let the feast ... begin!
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Uuughh... [Draws... her sword... gnhhhhhh... and gets ready to STOMP SOME ARACHNIDS]
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Might want to consider getting out of here.
[and he'll open fire, directly on their queen
that's a good idea right?]
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[ WHERE'S JOY? SOMEONE STEP ON HER FIRST! ]
Everyone retreat! We're totally surrounded in here, we need to get back outside!
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A couple dozen of us versus, what... twelve million? I think we can handle this.
[A bit sarcastic, but it's businesslike.]
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[ not even kidding ]
Seriously, though, get everyone the hell out of here. The disadvantage isn't bad enough, but being trapped in here?!
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W-We should run to a clearer spot, right?
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