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[the guests have gathered and Faith is primped and ready, all dressed in white, a veil in her hair. It's her wedding day. And with her is a giant snake monster in a white tux and Abel in a blue tux. They're arguing over Faith's protests.
"Now sir, can I call you sir? I'm a family man, but Gosh, church going sure is awkward without your soul. And wide enough entrances. They should think about that. Now, this is my little Firecracker's big day, I should be the one to slither her down the aisle."
When Abel protests, the argument gets more heated. Faith intervenes. And then they turn on her.
"I will not have my Faithy looking like, like ...a lady of the evening on her wedding day!"
"I completely agree, Faithykins, please, put on a shawl? For daddy?"
As Faith stands there horrified, both Abel and the Mayor-turned-Snake say in unison: "Germ-X?"]
[a short scream and a gasp]
Oh ...God.
Jesus.
[she looks over at the red-headed lump in her bed
AND SUDDENLY KICKS HIM OFF OF IT, and she sits looking shell shocked, that was the worst dream ever]
[added in later, after calm as been re-established]
Alright, screw this nightmare crap. What's doing this? Castle?
Yo, kid, you alive?