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[alyingsmile]

... Oh my.

[This, ladies and gentleman, is a naked man in your hallways. Save for the shorter, sunnier hair - it could be a man many of you know well. He doesn't seem particularly distressed at his state of undress. No, in fact, he's striding along at a leisurely pace and the only thing he seems to be doing is trying to relocate his room.It would

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[thewickedwoman]

[Angelique is trying to find her way back to her room when - oh. She stops and stares for a good while, before trying to remedy the awkwardness by averting her eyes and trying to continue on her way. She has no words.]

[alyingsmile]

[S-sorry lady, he needs to get to his room.]

Excuse me, miss!

[thewickedwoman]

[Well crap. She's not gonna stare. Or make this awkward.]

Sir?

[alyingsmile]

[You could stare all you like. He is a perfect specimen, after all.]

I seem to be a bit lost, could you help me find my room?

[thewickedwoman]

[But that like. Wouldn't be proper. And stuff.]

I... am afraid I don't know my way around very well yet, but I could certainly try?

[alyingsmile]

[But look. He's so pale and pretty. Like Edward Cullen. Ladies like that don't they]

[And he RUSHES at her and grabs her hands!] Oh, thank you, thank you!

[thewickedwoman]

[Yeah. Yeah, she did kind of notice that. I mean, she probably would.]

[OH. OH WOW. That was unexpected.] What - number is your room, Sir?

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[alyingsmile]

[Everyone should notice this. It's not like his really making an effort to cover it up.

Were this an anime, he'd be sparkling right now with gratitude and love. And we'd also hear some insane inner monologue about his true thoughts and such, and maybe the world would slide into red and blue colors. Thankfully Cain just smiles brilliantly.]

[alyingsmile]

[Then stops.

And looks down at his hands.]

[alyingsmile]

[Then he looks up again with a smile.]

I don't seem to recall!

[thewickedwoman]

[She blinks, tilts her head and just stares at him for a moment.]

You don't?

[alyingsmile]

No.

[thewickedwoman]

Then I'm afraid I don't see how I can help, Sir.

Unless - a robe or something of that sort may help your... situation.

[alyingsmile]

You could walk with me! It's lonely without company.

[thewickedwoman]

I - could, yes - are you sure you don't want something to cover up with?

[alyingsmile]

It would be a good idea, wouldn't it?