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[the_law_won]

.......Who left the jar of jam on the floor in the lobby?

I just stepped in it. There is raspberry jam all over my boots and pant legs.

I'll never understand people around here.

Comments

[weeabot]

Good luck getting that out of your boots.

[the_law_won]

They're expensive boots, too. Made from sea king leather.

[weeabot]

Sea king?

Sounds violent.

[the_law_won]

It's a violent world.

[weeabot]

True enough. I've never been the the type to kill in person, myself, but it happens. Can't feel too bad about it these days.

[the_law_won]

In person, through orders, through a proxy, killing is still killing.

Still, you won't survive the Golden Age of Piracy without doing it.

[weeabot]

Golden Age of Piracy? That sounds interesting. I guess you could call my world an age of mafia, but I wouldn't call it golden.

[the_law_won]

Oh, it's not like my world is a very nice place to be. Pirates are notorious cutthroats, and the Marines are even worse.