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[fearthebtrfly]

[The Monarch is taking a walk. He's still getting used to the whole "coming back to life" thing. He's hoping to find a butterfly among all of the tropical plants and birds.]

First we had big-ass gators, and now obnoxious birds... what's ne-WHAT THE FUCK?! GET BACK HERE!

[A big macaw has just swooped down, stolen his crown and flown away with it]

GIVE THAT BACK YOU WINGED BITCH!!