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[wondrouschef]

[There's a small wooden train out in the middle of the lobby.

Does anyone want to come close and have a look?]

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[payback]

[we might be trekking across the lobby, stepping on the train without looking, and skidding to land hard on our butt, actually. good thing Renzo's riding Tad.

He points while Rin gets herself back up again, wondering what that was.]

Mama. Mama. Are you all right, mow?

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[wondrouschef]

[The train rolls a little way away, then disappears into a man-sized cloud of smoke...

[wondrouschef]

...and when it clears, there's a smiling man in a chef's outfit, standing there holding a giant fork!]

Hello! I'm the mysterious gourmet, the Wonder Chef!

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[payback]

AAAAAAAAH.

[squirrelpatrol]

OH BOY, a toy! [walks up to it and sniffs]

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[wondrouschef]

[Poof! The train turns into a man-sized cloud of smoke...

[wondrouschef]

...and when it clears, there is a smiling man in a chef's outfit, holding a giant fork!]

Hello! I'm the mysterious gourmet, the Wonder Chef!

[squirrelpatrol]

Hello, Wonder Chef!! [Dug sniffs at him, curiously]

Do you know where the toy went?

[caninevengeance]

[...trips over it]

WHAT THE HELL?!

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[wondrouschef]

[The train rolls a short distance, then transforms into a giant cloud of smoke...]

[wondrouschef]

...from which emerges a smiling man, in a slightly-dented chef's hat, who is holding a giant fork!]

Hello! I'm the mysterious gourmet, the Wonder Chef!

[caninevengeance]

...

[what the hell, indeed]

[alucloset]

[Alucard is hardly one to ignore that. he saunters up to it and picks it up, turning it over to see what sort of little train it is.]

[abletothink]

[and a little girl with unruly black hair and gold eyes totters up behind him. her other father brings up the rear of the odd little parade, leaning on his staff. he is not cut out for following small children]

What is it, tatic??

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[wondrouschef]

[Poof! The train vanishes in a giant puff of smoke...

[wondrouschef]

...And when it clears, there's a smiling man in a chef's outfit standing before them, holding a giant fork!]

Hello! I am the mysterious gourmet, the Wonder Chef!

[signattack]

[ shizuo is there with his and celty's babby kyla...who is running up to the train to play with it ]

Oi, don't pick that up.

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[wondrouschef]

[Before she can touch it, the train vanishes in a giant puff of smoke...

[wondrouschef]

...and when it clears, there's a smiling man in a chef's outfit standing there, holding a giant fork!]

Hello! I am the mysterious gourmet, the Wonder Chef!

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[signattack]

[ what the hell... is that... ]