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[caninevengeance]

[Riza is no stranger to waking up in weird places. Weird, sentient places, even, not that she knows about -that- yet. When your life is a horror B-movie, this kind of thing isn't rare at all. Thus, she's fallen back to her usual patterns -- of talking to herself loudly]

This place reeks.

The damned stench of those maggots! They can hide it with

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[ofthegiant]

[ Chad is walking down some hallway... minding his business... and stuff... ]

[caninevengeance]

[HOLY MOTHER OF -- IS THAT...A CIVILIAN]

Hey! [and she's...in his space...which might be vaguely threatening if she wasn't looking up, but meh, details] You shouldn't be around here! It's not safe!

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[ofthegiant]

[ huh? some lady/girl/thing in his space? ]

[ofthegiant]

[ looks down at her, blinking ]

Where is the danger?

[notinmtsilver]

[Ash is walking downstairs when he notices somebody running around.]

Huh?

[caninevengeance]

[FFFF KIDS, EVEN?! THIS IS SO FUNDAMENTALLY WRONG, SHE DOESN'T EVEN]

You! Get outta here, quick!

[notinmtsilver]

What going on?!

[caninevengeance]

Vampires! They're practically swarming everywhere!

[jushinkan]

[How about some demonic residents? Speaking of which, said monster in question is... rather amused by this display of spazzery, leaning lightly on a wall as she bursts out of her room.]

Careful now, you'll hurt yourself coming out that way.

[caninevengeance]

[glare] I'll hurt you coming out through your guts, smartass!

[jushinkan]

Now that was a pretty quick jump to violence.

[y so meen :<]

[caninevengeance]

[is wearing this "WELL, DUH" expression]

...if you have nothing meaningful to contribute, get lost. Hide in a bunker or something.

[imnotjenkins]

[...except she charges right into this guy?! sdkjfak idk he was in the hall or something]

[caninevengeance]

[backs up a bit, eyeing him critically...when was the last time he took a bath, sheesh]

[imnotjenkins]

[.....sob sob. EYES HER BACK]

....What?

[caninevengeance]

You smell. Invest in deodorant.

[darkevangel]

[you'd best not be charging down to the kitchen... because dere's a vampire down there in her pajamas, munching on pudding

om nom]

[caninevengeance]

[NO CAN DO, INHALE YER PUDDING IT BE THE LAST THING YOU TASTE FOR TWO WEEKS]

YOU!!!

[darkevangel]

Yes?

[looks up just like, wait who is dis person randomly charging into the kitchen?

don't be fooled by her cute ten-year-old girly looks, that face is obviously hiding a monster]

[caninevengeance]

[ignoring ten-year-old girl looks in favour of the GODDAMN VAMPIRIC PRESENCE emanating off Eva in FRIGGING WAVES -- wtf is this creature???]

Scum! [her arms change -- what was human flesh morph into claws and off-white fur all the way to her elbows]

My name is Riza Wildman, daughter of the great warrior Volg Wildman!

Prepare to meet your doom!