35 Swords in the Stone
[He wakes up fairly easily. He hasn't been sleeping well the past little while, and for once, he feels oddly rested, but he notes something is immediately wrong. He's not in the position he's usually in and in general his body feels different. Softer, and wider in places it shouldn't be.
He bolts into a sitting position, slightly panicked. He's done this enough that he can recognize the signs. And when he looks down to see who he might be wearing this time, he chokes in a loud alarmed way and immediately averts his gaze]
I've seen napkins that are larger than this! [Omg what is his life]
[ooc: backdated to...Whenever Joan's post went down :|b]
He bolts into a sitting position, slightly panicked. He's done this enough that he can recognize the signs. And when he looks down to see who he might be wearing this time, he chokes in a loud alarmed way and immediately averts his gaze]
I've seen napkins that are larger than this! [Omg what is his life]
[ooc: backdated to...Whenever Joan's post went down :|b]