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[knightprodigy]

Alright, so, is that everyone back now?

[Pauses, and there's a faint piggy snuffling that can be heard.]

...Uuh, did anyone else bring anything back with them?

[Because this is an entirely new concept to him. Oh man D8 what happened to the dog?]

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Dictated

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Think so.

[Pause] What was that?

Dictated

[knightprodigy]

Aah, Mr. Pink. Or Steve, for short.

My [a pauses, because REALLY Paradisa?] pet pig.

Dictated

[onset]

Pet pig...

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[knightprodigy]

You can pet him if you want.

[A grunt... it's not from Dick.]

God knows, he needs a woman's touch...

[heirdom]

[BURYING THE UNSPEAKABLE PAJAMAS DEEP IN CLOSET. Shouted:]

Nope. You didn't seriously bring back the PIG, did you?

[knightprodigy]

[HE WILL FIND THEM. One day.]

...Apparently.

No, Steve. Stop that.

[heirdom]

[Will go to great lengths to hide them.]

Steve?

[knightprodigy]

[Unsuspecting Bat-Pig will snuggle into a sleeve one day and traipse them through the apartment.

Calls back;]

The pig.

We- no, no we went over this.

Steve Buscemi. Reservoir Dog.

[knightprodigy]

I- well. I guess?

I didn't even know we could bring things back.

[knightprodigy]

Well, now we know.

No. No biting.

[ontheclockpro]

[a pause]

Your voice sounds kinda familiar...[No way that porn was a person here right?]

[knightprodigy]

Uh. Well, I was kind of thrust into the spotlight for the past two weeks.

Maybe you had the terrible misfortune of seeing one of the films I'd 'apparently' starred in?

[ontheclockpro]

....Was one of those films in a DVD that came in the mail?

[knightprodigy]

Ah.

Mmn unfortunately.

[bodilesswarrior]

...Is that a pig I hear?

[knightprodigy]

It is indeed.

[bodilesswarrior]

Why do I hear a pig?

[knightprodigy]

Well, he sort of came back with me, I guess.