133 is the nickname of Craig Jones

[onlyanapple]

Dear Paradisa;

If you expect me to do menial labour in order to live in this latest twisted little nightmare of yours, you have another thing coming. Anthony Crowley does not work for his bread. Or his wine. Or for anything.

Oh, and by the way, your choice of room-mate for me? A rock would have been more useful and wanted.

Die in a hole,

Comments

[mouthiness]

I guess not everyone gets to mooch off the great US government. What do they have you doing?

[onlyanapple]

I'm thinking of taking the US government's money.

...I have a cart.

[mouthiness]

I get benefits. I don't even have to work if I don't want to. This is rating pretty awesome on my scale right now.

What, like, a hot dog cart or something?

[onlyanapple]

Some people have all the luck.

No. Like an apple treats cart.

[mouthiness]

...Apple treats?

[onlyanapple]

Treats made from apples. The clue's in the name, really.