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[hammerismywhat]

[Captain Hammer has set himself up in the lobby with a table covered in a hammer-printed fabric, a mug of Sharpie markers, and a stack of glossy 8x10s of himself. Also on the table is an opened journal, a pitcher of water, and a full glass.]

[Enthusiastically dictates to journal;]Welcome to Paradisa, all you new residents! Now is the time to get

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[tehoniongirl]

[Jilly was off exploring when Hammer set up, so she's a bit surprised to come back to "her" lobby and find him there with his memorabilia... which happens to be pretty close to her makeshift home - aka: the couch]

[pauses a few feet away, watching curiously] That's a lot to autograph... are you famous? [doesn't manage to keep the skepticism out of her voice, but she tries! She really does.]

[hammerismywhat]

[That's okay, he doesn't hear the skepticism because he gets to talk about himself!]

[laugh!] Yes, I am! I am the greatest Superhero my world has to offer!

[Signs a photo and hands it to her] Here you go!

[tehoniongirl]

[takes it with a bemused smile] ...I see.

[pause. If he's a superhero, maybe she misjudged him earlier. Maybe he'd just been joking around and not actually trying to be a bully?]

I've never met an actual superhero before. They're not very common in my world.

[hammerismywhat]

Well, this is your lucky day, isn't it? [Have a Smile! and a Wink! because she's cute!]

[1redeye]

[Ragna walks past on his way to kitchen. Stops at the extravagent site. Suddenly decides it's best to keep walking and hope he wasn't noticed.]

[hammerismywhat]

[Totally notices.]

Hello there Sir with the odd eye! Here, have a personalized autographed high-quality photo of the amazing Captain Hammer! [Signs a glossy and hands it over, even if he has to run to catch up.]

[It's signed "To The Fellow With The Odd Eyes, From Captain Hammer!"]

[1redeye]

Uh... thanks...

(takes picture and then blitzs off in another direction)

[fauconnerie]

( superhero. seriously? )

[hammerismywhat]

[Absolutely Seriously!]