Dear Alice,
So. You're probably either confused why the castle is falling down, or maybe you're in the Dead Zone wishing you had some aspirin. Uh - it looks like we're all going to be living in the city though, and I think you have family here, so you might want to make room for them.
I got attacked by dogs the other day. I mean, I'm okay.
Clark Kent has some really dangerous dogs.
Anyway, I hope you're okay. I mean, after the brainwashing thing is over.
Maybe we can go for coffee or something. After everyone has figured out where they're going to live. Since I think the castle is being stormed... or sieged? I don't know which.
- Chuck
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[Dean]
So. When you were all brainwashed and loving the city, you didn't happen to get a big place to live in did you?
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