Everyone that got me something for Christmas... thank you. You didn't have to, but I appreciate it.
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The hair barrette Mother gave me when I started school. I wore that thing until it broke during recess in first grade.
The first real sword I trained with when I turned ten. Like it'd be any use here besides a sentimental centerpiece.
And Father's training videos. I got the entire collection for fucking Christmas.
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Nice try, Castle. Now that you've stopped giving us the homey Mom treatment, what crazy bullshit are you going to pull on us this time?