[It's the holiday clusterfuck, holiday clusterfuck, people in the castle always running a muck. And of course, after spending a tedious amount of time making sure everything was geared up for the day, Travis is standing outside his refurbished "Christmas Edition" bar, whistling "Silver Bells
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You sure don't beat around the bush, do ya?
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Honesty, yo. Bitchin policy.
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[She crosses her arms, tilting her head slightly in thought. Well, this place did get a certain amount of interesting traffic ]
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...Fuck this I'm taking off until Christmas is over.
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You wouldn't fire me. [But he's not leaving!]
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There's not much I wouldn't do, you know.
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.....Huh.
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Happy holidays, Gambling Hotness.
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Well you seem in a merry mood.
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Tis the season, you know.
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It's like walking into a Christmas porno movie.
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It's called practical festivities. A nice blend between Christmas and business as fucking usual.
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...The buisness of getting people to sit on "slutty santa's" lap?
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Or get slutty Santa to sit on their's. Of course, anyone that tries something unprovoked gets to have a chat with my boys. And that means even more entertainment. Win fucking win, see?
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Finally, something good about this damn castle.
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Try the best goddamn thing of Castle Wonderfuck.
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That's really not saying much.
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