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[dailyplanetlane]

[Lois is in the kitchen trying to decide what kind of sandwich to make. Suddenly, a friendly face appears! This means... someone to make her sandwich for her :D She sees Booster enter the kitchen; great timing!]

Michael! Help me make these sandwiches.

[walks into the kitchen, glancing around for the person calling out his name; sees a ... very,

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[mylifeisntajoke]

[thinks that having been here before has it's advantages B) ALREADY HAS WOMEN AT HIS FEET]

Okay, let's see... toasted bread. [pops a few slices of bread in the toaster]

Aaand turkey, lettuce, asparagus, pickles, and banana?

[dailyplanetlane]

[claps] Yay, Booster, you're so funny. [grabs a cookbook and starts flipping through it]

Hey, wanna make something with me for the Thanksgiving dinner thing that the happy little Smallville's are throwing?

[mylifeisntajoke]

Tough crowd.

[pops the bread and takes it out. Picks up the mayo jar and unscrews the lid, glancing inside. There's barely anything D: TAKES A BUTTER KNIFE ADN STARTS SCRAPING THAT SHIT OUT. Trying to gather as much as he can >:(]

Smallville? Don't know the guy. I'm going to Clark's dinner!

[dailyplanetlane]

[rolls her eyes] Stop being a smartass. We're all going to Clark's. I'm kind of thinking of going with someone..

[mylifeisntajoke]

Who? Me? Sure! [turns the jar upside down above the bread... and a huge glob falls on top of it]

[dailyplanetlane]

........

Stop. I said light mayo Booster! I seriously think you're stupid on purpose! [grunts and hops down from the counter, frowning at him]

[mylifeisntajoke]

It was an accident! Please don't hurt me. [crosses his arms in front of him]

[dailyplanetlane]

Scrape it, then! Fix your mess. [WATCHING]

[mylifeisntajoke]

Yes, ... ma. [picks up the piece of bread and starts scraping off the mayo and putting smaller blobs on every piece of bread he has out]

[dailyplanetlane]

...You hungry? [fetches tomatoes from the fridge!]

[mylifeisntajoke]

I'm starved! It's why I came here in the first place.