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[hammerismywhat]

[Captain Hammer, after a run-in with Bellatrix Lestrange, is now lying prone on the ground in the hallway on the second floor. His journal had fallen out and open and under his face, and so he can hear the dictated entries, and everyone else gets to experience his Superdrool. All he can move are his eyes, and, barring any magical intervention, will

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[someoneto_carry]

[She was walking down, heading down to the kitchen when she sees him. Stops.]

Sir?

[hammerismywhat]

[This is not the time to be seen by a pretty lady ...]

[*puppy eyes*]

[someoneto_carry]

[A long pause as she staaares at him]

Sir? What are you doing down there and...did you put on weight here already?

[hammerismywhat]

[Weight?! That's all muscle; wonderfully super natural muscle!]

[someoneto_carry]

[Compared to the Cap'n she knows? Looks like weight. She nudges him slightly with her foot]

Sir?

[hammerismywhat]

[Insult him, then kick him ... this castle needs a lot of attitude adjustments!]