On the Move

[hammerismywhat]

[Captain Hammer wanders the castle. He's got his journal folded open and tucked in one of the many pockets on his cargo pants. He's smiling, sauntering pompously, and looking around at everything (note; not necessarily where he's going)]

Lets see what villainy this castle holds!

((ooc: Captain Hammer will be aimlessly wandering for a bit, nowhere

Comments

[notmyfaultwall]

...I don't. Think. Castle's have hands.

[hammerismywhat]

[hears a sound coming from his journal, checks it]

Of course it doesn't have hands' tt has walls! Cold, boring, stone walls ...

[notmyfaultwall]

...Then hoooow can it hold things?

[hammerismywhat]

[Pauses, thinks]

You know ... I have no idea.

[notmyfaultwall]

Why did you say it held vivianilious-y-ness?

[hammerismywhat]

[dramatically]

Because I have reason to believe that my arch nemesis, Dr. Horrible, is also a resident in this castle. It would not do for me to sit around while he plots his evil plots ... and plans, plots his plans ...

[notmyfaultwall]

I think. That is planning. His plots. ...Wait. What. Are plots?

[hammerismywhat]

They are the nefarious doings of villains! That's what they do when they're not destroying lives ... they plot, on how to destroy more lives ... and take over the world ... and put Whole milk in the Half N' Half pitcher.

[notmyfaultwall]

...What's the other half. Of Half 'N Half? And what. Is a Nef-i-ri-us?

[hammerismywhat]

Half milk and half ... something else. Regular humans put it in their coffee. Superheroes, like me, don't need coffee. I'm naturally alert! smile

Nefarious is a whole lotta evil.

[notmyfaultwall]

But what, is the something else? ...What do you, super, hero?

...Why, didn't you just. Say that?