'cause I wanna have a bit of true luv

[paraderoutes]

So last night at work I had closed the ENTIRE basement.  This means I had done bathrooms, swept, done tables, put the mat up, put all of the chairs up.  CLEARLY it was closed.  Then this douchebag couple came, and ordered their douchey food.  I turn away.  Then all of a sudden Andrew was like "oh no they di'nt..."  And I look AND THEY WENT AND PUT FUCKING CHAIRS DOWN AND SAT DOWN THERE.  WTF.  There were six open tables upstairs. What the fuck were we gonna do?  Watch them eat?  We had a fucking patio open for Christ's sake.  ANYWAYS.  So, I still had to mop downstairs and change garbages.  So Andrew and I decided that I should go down and be all "Oh...I didn't realize anyone was down here..." while I was holding my mop.  I did.  They just looked away.  So I was all "...Well...Can I mop around you?"  Then rolled their eyes and said "fine".  So I did.

They left allllllll their shit all over the tables. Awesome.  THANKS GUYZ.

God.