Dear Sallie Mae

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Your board of directors, your management, your every employee that is not in a call center, deserve nothing so much as to be stripped bare of clothing, every lock of hair shorn, only to be clad again in tar and feathers.

Sallie Mae is a blight. An aberration. A by word, a curse, and a hiss.

There is not a former student tongue that does utters your name in anything else but hatred and deeply vexed frustration.