So the kiddo is really into Transformers right now. This afternoon, Becky pointed out a minivan that had a Decepticon sticker on it.

Seth: Is he a Decepticon?
Mom: Looks like.
Seth: What's his name?
Mom: I'm not sure. I think he's in disguise, waiting to transform.
Seth: What does he do?
Dad: His name is Suburbo. He steals your dreams.