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[lucky_stxr]

FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
Puerto Rican Friends: Are the reason you have food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs.
Puerto Rican Friends: Call your parents' mami y papi.

FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
Puerto Rican Friends: Would be sitting next to you

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
Puerto Rican Friends: Cry with you.

FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days & give it back.
Puerto Rican Friends: Keep your stuff so long they forget it's yours.

FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
Puerto Rican Friends: Could write a book with direct quotes from you.

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing.
Puerto Rican Friends: Will kick the heck out of whole crowd that left
you.

FRIENDS: Would knock on your door.
Puerto Rican Friends: Walk right in and say, "I'm home!"

FRIENDS Are for a while.
Puerto Rican Friends: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when you've had enough.
Puerto Rican Friends: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and
say, "You better drink the rest of that, you know we don't waste!!" then
they'll drive your butt home.

FRIENDS: Will talk crap to the person who talks crap about you.
Puerto Rican Friends: Will knock the hell out of them!!

FRIENDS: Will ignore this.
Puerto Rican Friends: Will forward this because they know it's true!!