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I'm wondering if I've crossed the line from pleasantly nature loving into a wild Bachaeian lunatic. Aside from my gallavants into the hills I have decided to examine my trusty subaru contraption-in other words my car. The piece of shit tin can miraculously has turned into a biosphere all on it's own due to my lack of concern and most likely my tendency to store random items ranging from claypots to books to hibachi grills, mittens, and of course strange Brasilian pottery given to me by exboyfriend's stepfathers. I mean, who knows, I might need to beat some lusty boy off with it. Regardless, as I'm mindlessly putting groceries into my car this afternoon the glittery gleam of spider silk catches my eye and I lean a little closer into my backseat and notice that not just one, but a family of beautiful garden spiders have moved into my car and are living quite happily decorating my backseat with beautiful streamers connecting their intricate webs. Actually, I'm quite pleased that they've decided to accompany me on my journeys around in my shitmobile but I'm sure my passengers will have something quite different to say. Anyways, as I arrive home, my curiosity gets the better of me and I wonder if maybe I should examine the back end of my car and see what ecology I could possibly be supporting. I climb in and raise my eyes in amusement as I see the pile of gardening soil that got dumped out months ago after I was carting around some plants, supporting a beautiful green seedling of god knows what. Naturally , I leave it undisturbed and climb out. So now my car is creating it's own existence and soon will be it's own greenhouse. I'm sure I ought to clean it out or something but I can't help but be impressed with how well the natural world adapts to our presence. Afterall, it's sort of claiming us back since we've tried so hard to separate us. Regardless, if you see a naked woman gallavanting in the hills with leaves in her hair and muttering some ancient druidic language you'll know who's finally gone off the edge...