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Heather and I went to the store to buy things we a)have never tried or b)wouldn't know what to do with. While there we saw, in the candy section, "Christmas Balls".
Heather: I've got your Christmas balls right here. *gropes self a little* No, no, I really don't.
Me: What about New Years balls? Valentine's Day balls?
Both of us together: Arbor day balls?
Me: President's Day balls? Lincoln balls!
Heather: Ew! No! In my head they have little beards.
Heather: I've got your Christmas balls right here. *gropes self a little* No, no, I really don't.
Me: What about New Years balls? Valentine's Day balls?
Both of us together: Arbor day balls?
Me: President's Day balls? Lincoln balls!
Heather: Ew! No! In my head they have little beards.