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yesterday in french class, or maybe it was monday, i opened to page cent-dix to do the exercise as i was instructed to. to my horror and utter disgust i found a pubic hair lodged in the crack of my text book. now. i know for a fact that it is not my pubic hair, for several undisclosed reasons but mostly for the fact that i have never opened to page cent-dix before and know that even i had i would NOT have been naked in doing so. which begs the question, how do pubic hairs end up in crevices of text books? did a previous owner plant it there? was someone eating their lunch over page cent-dix and a pubic hair fell from their submarine sandwich? there's always the obvious question: was someone pleasing themselves while studying "vocabulaire actif" and the hair traveled on their hand to flip the page? i mean these were just my initial thoughts. i think the real question is how did the pubic hair get lodged in the crack? this was no stroll down pull-the-pubic-hair-out-of-your-books-crack lane. oh no! it was STUCK. but i couldn't leave it there for future owners of INTERACTION by St. Onge, St. Onge, and Kulick. so i first pulled from the edge with my fingernails, to no avail. then from the base. finally i had to separate my books pages as taunt as possible using one hand, and pull it out using the other. i was pretty sure by this point someone had caught on to what i was doing, so i immediately place the pubic hair on the floor and tuned into lecture.