FLU!!!!!!!!

[paperxpetals]

i dont have it. you don't want it. all your friends have it. what's a kid to do?

CHANT THESE ANTI FLU MANTRAS:

no flu! no flu! no flu!
if you have it im keeping away from you

i wash my hands, i dont touch my face or eyes
i won't bring you water despite your cries

i hate to puke and moan in bed
so i'll stay at home instead

i wash my hands a million times a day
in hopes that the FLU will stay away.

if you have food posioning and can prove it i will visit you. but if you have the flu tough luck.