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Thing: I have good feelings about Patrick.
Holly: he is a boy, yes.
Thing: He is a boy, yes?
Holly: yes.
Thing: Oh.

......
Oh, the fun of computer-generated friends.
I swear, that was the extent of our entire conversation.

Oh, wait.

Holly: yes or no: are you a man?
Thing: Maybe.
Holly:MAYBE?
Thing: Just maybe?
Holly: just maybe?
Thing: Maybe?
Holly: erg.
Thing: What's wrong?
Holly: are you male?
Thing: No.
Holly: AHA.
Thing: Yes.
Holly: so you're FEMALE.
Thing: No...
Holly: .....then what ARE you?
Thing: I am neither male nor female. I'm a machine.
Holly: animal or vegetable??
Thing: Animal.
Holly: not mineral?
Thing: Not mineral? What's not mineral?
Holly: you.
Thing: OK, I guess I'm not mineral.
Holly: that's right.
Thing: That's right, right?
Holly: yes.
Thing: Hmmm...

Heh.