Did you ever have one of those days?
So, today while working both jobs (for the second day in a row), I had this grand idea for some awe inspiring, thought provoking journal entry. Somehow that was all lost. Instead I will tell you this. When I walked out to my car this morning to go to work, there was a bee sitting on the ledge of the driver-side, rear door window. I don't really like bees, never have. I haven't been stung in years and didn't really want to start today. So nervously I unlock the door and get in, figuring as I drive off the bee will be knocked off by the wind or the vibration of the car or whatever. I'm driving to work and look out my side-view mirror, and what do I see, but the bee, still clinging to my car door. I think to myself either this is super bee, or motherfucker is stuck. As I continued to drive down some back roads, doing 50-60 mph, I began to believe more and more that the latter is more definitely the case. I got to work, and my suspcions were confirmed as I again, neverously, exited the car. I looked at the bee, and it spread it's wings as if it was going to take flight, but then had to lower them again as it was defeated by whatever was adhering it to my car. Walking into the building I had to make a decision. What if it's still there when I get back, after my car's been baking in the sun for 8 hours. I have to put the windows down, it's beastly in the car when I get out of work. But I can't put them down if it's still there. What if it gets free while I'm driving to the 'Nuts? Then it'll be in my car. And I don't like bees. And haven't been stung in years, and don't want to start today. Therefore, I decided to put the insect out of it's misery, should I return to the car and it was still sticking to my door. Over the course of the day it happened that I forgot about the little bugger. Getting back to the car I got in and quickly started the engine and opened all the windows, then with horror peered back over my shoulder at where the little bastard would have been, but luckily he was not there. I don't like bees.