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[papertableau]

My audition today was for a part in Chicago. I will be one of the seven merry murderesses of the Cook County Jail. It's a huge relief to not have a leading role. The pay isn't quite as good, but the spot light is hot- both literally and figuratively. I'm glad I don't have many lines to memorize. I just have to sing. I'm still rather excited about

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[7_of_swordz]

Sometimes the airflow stops for other purposes.

[papertableau]

That's really just sad, and not impressive at all.

[7_of_swordz]

Who said I was trying to impress anyone? I'm being honest.

[papertableau]

Then perhaps you should become celibate. It would be a shame for a man as handsome as you to have a continuous stream of stupid comments coming out of his mouth.

[7_of_swordz]

Pft. That's not even entertaining to think about.

[papertableau]

My point exactly. Who would I have such stimulating banter with if you were reduced to nothing more than an attractive man with no brain.

Then again, I may change my mind on the subject if you prove to be as good as you claim to be.

[7_of_swordz]

I can be attractive and great in bed. You just haven't had the experience yet.

[papertableau]

What an ideal package. Is it good genes or just luck?

[7_of_swordz]

Not sure. I don't speak with my parents. Probably luck.

[papertableau]

I'm sorry to hear that...

[7_of_swordz]

It's okay. They're dead beats anyway.

[papertableau]

I'll treat at the club on Friday. No arsenic, promise.

[7_of_swordz]

Thank you, that's very kind of you.

Are you feeling alright?

[papertableau]

I'm fine, why do you ask?

[7_of_swordz]

No reason.

[papertableau]

Oh please, there must be a reason if you asked.