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[papertableau]

My audition today was for a part in Chicago. I will be one of the seven merry murderesses of the Cook County Jail. It's a huge relief to not have a leading role. The pay isn't quite as good, but the spot light is hot- both literally and figuratively. I'm glad I don't have many lines to memorize. I just have to sing. I'm still rather excited about

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[7_of_swordz]

No. You're one of them. Sure you are.

[papertableau]

Am I going to have to prove to you that I am indeed different from any other woman you've encountered?

[7_of_swordz]

You will.

[papertableau]

And what are you implying?

[7_of_swordz]

That. . .you're gonna have to prove it?

[papertableau]

Ah... um... Right then... *blush*

[7_of_swordz]

Something wrong?

[papertableau]

No, nothing is wrong. You just agitate me.

[7_of_swordz]

Well, I don't have to go to the club with you. I'm sorry for irritating you. That's not what you're thinking.

[papertableau]

Your company is better than no company, and I highly doubt you're legitimately sorry. Of course it's what I'm thinking!

[7_of_swordz]

That cuts me deep, Konan. That cuts me very deep.

[papertableau]

Enough with the mellow-dramatics. Let's not forget who the actress is here.

[7_of_swordz]

WOE IS ME.

Is this a dagger I see before me, with handle toward my hand?

[papertableau]

That night when he came home, I fixed him his drink, as usual. You know, some men just can't hold their arsenic.

[7_of_swordz]

He had it coming.

[papertableau]

He only had himself to blame.