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I remember dancing with a guy who was to hrd for cpmfor, nd the ndancing awu t katyak. I brok nail.

I shouldn'tt av had tat second shot of goldshlager. I am so fuckibng dunk, omg.

the lights are ll ff, and O can barely dozzy. no nauseuos. just dixy. omg this has to be the drunkest I've been in a looooong time. holy cra