The uncomfortable survey?
I haven’t done a meme in a while so I’m gonna do one now. Enjoy, and have fun filling it out ‘cause I know you will.
-Longest relationship:
I hate math. Anyway, this one, clocking in at 2 years, 9 months, 27 days.
-How many boyfriends/girlfriends have told you that they loved you?
The whopping three of them.
-How many of them meant it when they said they loved you?
All of them, at the time, I think.
-Have you ever thought you were going to marry the person you were with?
Eehhh. I mean, other than this one, I always realized I was still a teenager. But now I’ve got a place and a cat and an engagement band, so I’ma go with yes.
-Have you ever loved someone so much that it hurt?
Every day when he leaves for work. /sap
-Have you ever made a boyfriend/girlfriend cry?
Oh, I seem to be really good at this.
-Are you happier single or in a relationship?
Both? I don’t remember single. I bet it’s cool.
-Have you ever been cheated on?
I don’t think so.
-Have you ever had your heart broken?
Not seriously.
-Have you ever broken someone’s heart?
I don’t think so. Maybe?
-Talk to any of your ex’s?
If and when I see them, which is rare.
-Think any of your ex’s still feel the same way they did about you when you were dating?
Hell no.
-Do you believe that you are a good boyfriend/girlfriend?
I can cook. :p
-Ever dated someone that wasn’t good to you?
Oh shure.
-Have you been in an abusive relationship?
Emotionally.
-Have you dated someone older than you?
It’s really hard to find someone younger than me and not be a pedophile.
-Dated someone younger than you?
Never have.
-Do you regret anything that you have or haven’t done with a boyfriend/girlfriend?
Um, kinda, but it’s more funny than anything and we won’t get into that here.
-Do you believe everyone deserves a second chance?
I think it depends on why second chance is needed.
-Believe in love at first sight?
Oh yesh.
-Ever dated two people at once?
I think there’s another word for this...starts with a c...heat...er.
-Ever been given an engagement ring?
Technically, no. I wasn’t given it. I picked it out. :p
-Do you have something to say to any of your ex’s?
I’m glad you got a haircut?
-Ever stolen someone’s boyfriend/girlfriend?
Psh, no.
-Ever liked someone else’s boyfriend/girlfriend?
This is another complicated question with a weird answer.
-Does heartbreak really feel as bad as it sounds?
For like, a minute. Then donuts and Red Bull send you into sugar Nirvana and you forget why you were upset.
What is a food that you’d hate to be allergic to?:
Ice cream.
What color was the last towel you used?:
I’m wearing a blue towel right this minute?
Would you prefer to date someone taller, shorter, or the same height as you?
It’s really hard to find anyone - especially a dude - shorter than me without being a pedophile.
Hell, it’s hard to find a dude shorter than me AND be a pedophile. But I like tall guys. They can reach things in my cabinets.
When was the last time your nose bled?
I’ve never had a nose bleed, unless you count from being knocked across the face.
How old are you turning this year?:
I shall be 21 in August buy me things.
What is your favorite thing to snack on while watching a movie?:
Milk Duds and popcorn and Coke. I believe in traditional movie food.
Swimming pool or hot tub?:
How’s neither. Does neither work for you?
Can you swim well?
Regardless of the last answer, yes. I’m quite buoyant, which comes as no surprise seeing how I have two personal floaties flesh-strapped to my chest.
What body part do you wash first in the shower?:
Hair. Is hair a body part?
Who would you allow to read your thoughts for one day?
Guys. I blog.
What kind of first impression do you think you make?
A short one.
Name your last reason for using a camera?
To show people on the Tweeters my awesome black and yellow lucky Penguins dress.
Where was the last place you fell asleep other than your bed?
On a train outta Newark.
What are you excited about?
My cat. He’s awesome.
Seven days from now, will you be in a relationship?
Well, gee, I hope so, or I’d be pretty fucked as far as having a place to live.
Are you a happy person?
People tell me I am.
When was the last time you laughed really hard & why?
STAR TREK OMG STAR TREK.
What are you wearing?
A blue towel. That’s...uh...that’s it.
What do you want?
Pens season tickets, a piano, a house in Sewickley, a Benz, someone to drive said Benz...shit, that’s it. Those are my life goals right there. Though right now I could go for a veggie taco.
Did you enjoy your weekend?
It’s not the weekend yet!
Do you regret anything you've done recently?
Naw, I think about shit before I do it.
Is there anybody you wish you could see?
I wish Chris would wake up so I had someone to talk to.
Have you ever kissed anyone with a name that starts with J or M?
BOTH! Wait, only if you count me kissing myself. Wait, this is getting weird.
How many people of the opposite sex do you fully trust?
Most of them. They’re men. They’re not that clever.
Do you think you’ll be married in 10 years?
Ask him.
What makes you mad most about girls?
That they’re dumb as shit, manipulative, bent on trends, shallow, and mean.
Have you ever been given roses?
A bunch of times. I used to act.
Do you even like getting flowers?
I do! Lots!
What's your favorite flowers?
All of them?
Will you be in a relationship 4 months from now?
Jeebus, yes, a thousand times yes, we are so done with this train of though.
Does it bother you when your friends bring up your past mistakes?
What mistakes? I mean, like, other than the six thousand times I fall over or spill something on myself.
Could you go out in public looking like you do now?
...I mean, I COULD...
Can you be your complete self around the person you like?
It would be pretty awkward if I couldn’t, huh?
Whose the first person you texted today?
THE HISTORY CHANNEL!
Would you move to another state to be with the person you loved?
You betcha. Especially if that state is Canada.
Wait, what?
What did the last IM to make you smile say?
To be honest with you? I haven’t sent an IM in ages.
Do you ever get a text saying good morning?
Sometimes. Mostly if I’m away and Chris is home.
Last movie you watched and who did you watch it with?
Angels and Demons with Chris and Derek Prime.
What are you doing tomorrow?
Modeling, yeah.
How's the weather today?
You mean tonight? What is this day? It’s 65 and cool and breezy and amazing.
Where is the person you need most right now?
Sleeping. But I won’t need him until I want something to eat that I can’t reach.
What color are your eyes?
Nappy bluish-grey. XD
Do you like poptarts?
Kinda?
Where will you be 12 hours from now?
Either in this same spot, still sleeping, or in the shower.
Is it easy for others to make you feel intimidated?
Not at all.
Do you know what you are going to wear tomorrow?
I do!
Where's your girlfriend/boyfriend at?
Nappin’.
Are you on a desktop or laptop?
Laptop.
Does anyone hate you for no reason?
I don’t think so. That would be stupid.
Can you make yourself cry?
Oh yeah. I just have to listen to the right song.
What are you planning to do today?
Getting fixed up and having one of Nik’s friends take pictures of my arms for her bracelet thing.
Play an instrument?
Most of them. :p
Would you go back in time if you were given the chance?
Nah, I’m good here.
What are your favorite colors?
Purple, green, teal, black. PEACOCK!
Where did you get the underwear you are wearing right now?
Um...Pass?
Have you ever kissed someone whose name starts with an R?
Yesh.
Have you ever passed out?
No, I don’t think so.
Are you easily confused?
ARE YOU?!!?
Do you think you would make a good wife/husband?
Welcome to my life.
What's your favorite kind of ice cream?
Vanilla. Kiss my ass.
Do you like coffee?
I do.
Do you like summer?
Of course I do, it’s all about me.
Have you ever liked someone who treated you like crap?
Eehhhh...
Is your current hair color mostly your natural hair color?
Actually, you’ve caught me on a day where it is.
I think.
Um...
Pass.
What color are your socks?
...Pass?
Where were you at 8am this morning?
S’eeping.
Do you fall for people easily?
Fictional ones.
Everything happens for a reason?
Not everything.
Have you ever dated someone more than once?
Yees.
Who have you texted in the last 24 hours?
Muh dad, and muh Chris.
Last thing you got in the mail?
A movie.
What is your current crave?
Wow, nothing. I’m good.
Wait, no, I have a donut.
Do you find members of the preferred sex confusing?
Nope.
What are you listening to right now?
The Decemberists - Sons and Daughters.
How has the week been?
Pretty swell!
What do you like about the person you like?
Most everything.
Is there something you wish you could tell someone but can't?
Guys. I blog.
What are your biggest turn offs?
Stupidity, ignorance, prejudice.
Favorite shirt to wear?
A...all of them?
Favorite drink?
Vanilla Coke.
Last person to say 'I love you' to you?
My cat.
Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?
Oh yes.
What's your favorite color gummy bear?
I don’t like gummy candy that isn’t worms.
What is the nicest part of the opposite sex's body?
Shoulders and hands. Eyes, too, but that’s regardless of gender.
Have you ever run into a dishwasher?
...Wait, what?
Ever had a song sung about/for you?
YES! My daddy wrote a song for me when I was two.
Is there a baby in the room with you right now?
If there was, there wouldn’t be anymore, because there’s also a bath close by.
Do you know how to dance?
Oh my god, I devoted four years of my life to it.
Where do you sing the most, in the car, the shower or other?
I never DON’T sing.
What is your favorite thing that is green?
Things that are green are awesome as a general rule.
What did your last text message say?
Uh, well, it was actually an automated email.
What is the way to your heart?
Music.
What do you smell like?
Girl? I dunno.
What's in your pocket?
...What...pocket?
Anything in your mouth?
Teeth and a tongue.
Ever hurt yourself playing Wii?
Well, I have a WiiFit, so that’s a different story.
Do you have freckles?
Two.
How many languages can you say "Hello" in?
Too many.
What's the last movie you saw in the theater?
Angels and Demons
Ever jumped/fallen/been pushed in a pool with your clothes on?
I don’t think so.
Are you wearing any clothes that you wore yesterday?
I’m not wearing any clothes, man. Clothes are for squares.
Name a song that you know all the words to?
Everything between 1980-2001.
But if you want to be impressed, Savage Garden - I Want You
What's the last thing you watched on TV?
Scrubs!
What's the last video game you played?
Hotel Dusk: Room 215
Can you do the alphabet in sign language?
Yep.
Do you wear glasses?
AND LOVE IT!
What can you hear right now?
Decemberists, my kitty talking.
Did you feel better or worse or the same yesterday?
Better.
What was your favorite childhood show?
Star Trek
Are you close to your siblings?
I actually kind of hate them.
Do you bite your nails?
Ew no.
Do you like your feet?
YES they are cute.
Do you sleep well at night?
Well, it’s 1:18 AM.
-Longest relationship:
I hate math. Anyway, this one, clocking in at 2 years, 9 months, 27 days.
-How many boyfriends/girlfriends have told you that they loved you?
The whopping three of them.
-How many of them meant it when they said they loved you?
All of them, at the time, I think.
-Have you ever thought you were going to marry the person you were with?
Eehhh. I mean, other than this one, I always realized I was still a teenager. But now I’ve got a place and a cat and an engagement band, so I’ma go with yes.
-Have you ever loved someone so much that it hurt?
Every day when he leaves for work. /sap
-Have you ever made a boyfriend/girlfriend cry?
Oh, I seem to be really good at this.
-Are you happier single or in a relationship?
Both? I don’t remember single. I bet it’s cool.
-Have you ever been cheated on?
I don’t think so.
-Have you ever had your heart broken?
Not seriously.
-Have you ever broken someone’s heart?
I don’t think so. Maybe?
-Talk to any of your ex’s?
If and when I see them, which is rare.
-Think any of your ex’s still feel the same way they did about you when you were dating?
Hell no.
-Do you believe that you are a good boyfriend/girlfriend?
I can cook. :p
-Ever dated someone that wasn’t good to you?
Oh shure.
-Have you been in an abusive relationship?
Emotionally.
-Have you dated someone older than you?
It’s really hard to find someone younger than me and not be a pedophile.
-Dated someone younger than you?
Never have.
-Do you regret anything that you have or haven’t done with a boyfriend/girlfriend?
Um, kinda, but it’s more funny than anything and we won’t get into that here.
-Do you believe everyone deserves a second chance?
I think it depends on why second chance is needed.
-Believe in love at first sight?
Oh yesh.
-Ever dated two people at once?
I think there’s another word for this...starts with a c...heat...er.
-Ever been given an engagement ring?
Technically, no. I wasn’t given it. I picked it out. :p
-Do you have something to say to any of your ex’s?
I’m glad you got a haircut?
-Ever stolen someone’s boyfriend/girlfriend?
Psh, no.
-Ever liked someone else’s boyfriend/girlfriend?
This is another complicated question with a weird answer.
-Does heartbreak really feel as bad as it sounds?
For like, a minute. Then donuts and Red Bull send you into sugar Nirvana and you forget why you were upset.
What is a food that you’d hate to be allergic to?:
Ice cream.
What color was the last towel you used?:
I’m wearing a blue towel right this minute?
Would you prefer to date someone taller, shorter, or the same height as you?
It’s really hard to find anyone - especially a dude - shorter than me without being a pedophile.
Hell, it’s hard to find a dude shorter than me AND be a pedophile. But I like tall guys. They can reach things in my cabinets.
When was the last time your nose bled?
I’ve never had a nose bleed, unless you count from being knocked across the face.
How old are you turning this year?:
I shall be 21 in August buy me things.
What is your favorite thing to snack on while watching a movie?:
Milk Duds and popcorn and Coke. I believe in traditional movie food.
Swimming pool or hot tub?:
How’s neither. Does neither work for you?
Can you swim well?
Regardless of the last answer, yes. I’m quite buoyant, which comes as no surprise seeing how I have two personal floaties flesh-strapped to my chest.
What body part do you wash first in the shower?:
Hair. Is hair a body part?
Who would you allow to read your thoughts for one day?
Guys. I blog.
What kind of first impression do you think you make?
A short one.
Name your last reason for using a camera?
To show people on the Tweeters my awesome black and yellow lucky Penguins dress.
Where was the last place you fell asleep other than your bed?
On a train outta Newark.
What are you excited about?
My cat. He’s awesome.
Seven days from now, will you be in a relationship?
Well, gee, I hope so, or I’d be pretty fucked as far as having a place to live.
Are you a happy person?
People tell me I am.
When was the last time you laughed really hard & why?
STAR TREK OMG STAR TREK.
What are you wearing?
A blue towel. That’s...uh...that’s it.
What do you want?
Pens season tickets, a piano, a house in Sewickley, a Benz, someone to drive said Benz...shit, that’s it. Those are my life goals right there. Though right now I could go for a veggie taco.
Did you enjoy your weekend?
It’s not the weekend yet!
Do you regret anything you've done recently?
Naw, I think about shit before I do it.
Is there anybody you wish you could see?
I wish Chris would wake up so I had someone to talk to.
Have you ever kissed anyone with a name that starts with J or M?
BOTH! Wait, only if you count me kissing myself. Wait, this is getting weird.
How many people of the opposite sex do you fully trust?
Most of them. They’re men. They’re not that clever.
Do you think you’ll be married in 10 years?
Ask him.
What makes you mad most about girls?
That they’re dumb as shit, manipulative, bent on trends, shallow, and mean.
Have you ever been given roses?
A bunch of times. I used to act.
Do you even like getting flowers?
I do! Lots!
What's your favorite flowers?
All of them?
Will you be in a relationship 4 months from now?
Jeebus, yes, a thousand times yes, we are so done with this train of though.
Does it bother you when your friends bring up your past mistakes?
What mistakes? I mean, like, other than the six thousand times I fall over or spill something on myself.
Could you go out in public looking like you do now?
...I mean, I COULD...
Can you be your complete self around the person you like?
It would be pretty awkward if I couldn’t, huh?
Whose the first person you texted today?
THE HISTORY CHANNEL!
Would you move to another state to be with the person you loved?
You betcha. Especially if that state is Canada.
Wait, what?
What did the last IM to make you smile say?
To be honest with you? I haven’t sent an IM in ages.
Do you ever get a text saying good morning?
Sometimes. Mostly if I’m away and Chris is home.
Last movie you watched and who did you watch it with?
Angels and Demons with Chris and Derek Prime.
What are you doing tomorrow?
Modeling, yeah.
How's the weather today?
You mean tonight? What is this day? It’s 65 and cool and breezy and amazing.
Where is the person you need most right now?
Sleeping. But I won’t need him until I want something to eat that I can’t reach.
What color are your eyes?
Nappy bluish-grey. XD
Do you like poptarts?
Kinda?
Where will you be 12 hours from now?
Either in this same spot, still sleeping, or in the shower.
Is it easy for others to make you feel intimidated?
Not at all.
Do you know what you are going to wear tomorrow?
I do!
Where's your girlfriend/boyfriend at?
Nappin’.
Are you on a desktop or laptop?
Laptop.
Does anyone hate you for no reason?
I don’t think so. That would be stupid.
Can you make yourself cry?
Oh yeah. I just have to listen to the right song.
What are you planning to do today?
Getting fixed up and having one of Nik’s friends take pictures of my arms for her bracelet thing.
Play an instrument?
Most of them. :p
Would you go back in time if you were given the chance?
Nah, I’m good here.
What are your favorite colors?
Purple, green, teal, black. PEACOCK!
Where did you get the underwear you are wearing right now?
Um...Pass?
Have you ever kissed someone whose name starts with an R?
Yesh.
Have you ever passed out?
No, I don’t think so.
Are you easily confused?
ARE YOU?!!?
Do you think you would make a good wife/husband?
Welcome to my life.
What's your favorite kind of ice cream?
Vanilla. Kiss my ass.
Do you like coffee?
I do.
Do you like summer?
Of course I do, it’s all about me.
Have you ever liked someone who treated you like crap?
Eehhhh...
Is your current hair color mostly your natural hair color?
Actually, you’ve caught me on a day where it is.
I think.
Um...
Pass.
What color are your socks?
...Pass?
Where were you at 8am this morning?
S’eeping.
Do you fall for people easily?
Fictional ones.
Everything happens for a reason?
Not everything.
Have you ever dated someone more than once?
Yees.
Who have you texted in the last 24 hours?
Muh dad, and muh Chris.
Last thing you got in the mail?
A movie.
What is your current crave?
Wow, nothing. I’m good.
Wait, no, I have a donut.
Do you find members of the preferred sex confusing?
Nope.
What are you listening to right now?
The Decemberists - Sons and Daughters.
How has the week been?
Pretty swell!
What do you like about the person you like?
Most everything.
Is there something you wish you could tell someone but can't?
Guys. I blog.
What are your biggest turn offs?
Stupidity, ignorance, prejudice.
Favorite shirt to wear?
A...all of them?
Favorite drink?
Vanilla Coke.
Last person to say 'I love you' to you?
My cat.
Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?
Oh yes.
What's your favorite color gummy bear?
I don’t like gummy candy that isn’t worms.
What is the nicest part of the opposite sex's body?
Shoulders and hands. Eyes, too, but that’s regardless of gender.
Have you ever run into a dishwasher?
...Wait, what?
Ever had a song sung about/for you?
YES! My daddy wrote a song for me when I was two.
Is there a baby in the room with you right now?
If there was, there wouldn’t be anymore, because there’s also a bath close by.
Do you know how to dance?
Oh my god, I devoted four years of my life to it.
Where do you sing the most, in the car, the shower or other?
I never DON’T sing.
What is your favorite thing that is green?
Things that are green are awesome as a general rule.
What did your last text message say?
Uh, well, it was actually an automated email.
What is the way to your heart?
Music.
What do you smell like?
Girl? I dunno.
What's in your pocket?
...What...pocket?
Anything in your mouth?
Teeth and a tongue.
Ever hurt yourself playing Wii?
Well, I have a WiiFit, so that’s a different story.
Do you have freckles?
Two.
How many languages can you say "Hello" in?
Too many.
What's the last movie you saw in the theater?
Angels and Demons
Ever jumped/fallen/been pushed in a pool with your clothes on?
I don’t think so.
Are you wearing any clothes that you wore yesterday?
I’m not wearing any clothes, man. Clothes are for squares.
Name a song that you know all the words to?
Everything between 1980-2001.
But if you want to be impressed, Savage Garden - I Want You
What's the last thing you watched on TV?
Scrubs!
What's the last video game you played?
Hotel Dusk: Room 215
Can you do the alphabet in sign language?
Yep.
Do you wear glasses?
AND LOVE IT!
What can you hear right now?
Decemberists, my kitty talking.
Did you feel better or worse or the same yesterday?
Better.
What was your favorite childhood show?
Star Trek
Are you close to your siblings?
I actually kind of hate them.
Do you bite your nails?
Ew no.
Do you like your feet?
YES they are cute.
Do you sleep well at night?
Well, it’s 1:18 AM.