HEY KIDS LET'S TAKE A POLL
WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO WITH MY LIFE?
i know i have to finish my undergrad degree but what then?
a.) apply to grad schools! get an mfa in creative writing! teach!
b.) go to culinary school! spend my life making fancy pastries and beef carpaccio!
c.) cosmetology! go somewhere and do special effects makeup for movies! make people look old and/or disfigured!
d.) get a bartending license! move around a lot chatting with drunks across the nation!
e.) go into publishing!
f.) do something boring and lucrative so i can afford to travel a lot and have nice things!
e.) go to some art program and make shit out of glass and/or metal, possibly to no practical end!
g.) compromise everything i believe in, marry someone rich, have cute kids, never worry about money, and lead a completely soul-sucking existence! never mind, boobs are too small and i am not vapid or sweet enough
h.) work crappy jobs while attempting creative endeavors!
i.) give up now!
i hate everything.
i know i have to finish my undergrad degree but what then?
a.) apply to grad schools! get an mfa in creative writing! teach!
b.) go to culinary school! spend my life making fancy pastries and beef carpaccio!
c.) cosmetology! go somewhere and do special effects makeup for movies! make people look old and/or disfigured!
d.) get a bartending license! move around a lot chatting with drunks across the nation!
e.) go into publishing!
f.) do something boring and lucrative so i can afford to travel a lot and have nice things!
e.) go to some art program and make shit out of glass and/or metal, possibly to no practical end!
g.) compromise everything i believe in, marry someone rich, have cute kids, never worry about money, and lead a completely soul-sucking existence! never mind, boobs are too small and i am not vapid or sweet enough
h.) work crappy jobs while attempting creative endeavors!
i.) give up now!
i hate everything.