ALBERT BROKE MY BED
"you straight minor mother fucker"
so, we're all (scott, arnie, maritza, and i) getting comfortable on the bed, and then albert has to ruin it and climb on top...we're all laughing cuz he jumps on top of maritza and i, and then BOOOOOOM!!! my bed comes crashing down....
for all of you who know that i have a king size with MIRRORS on top....well, you know that we didnt die.
so, we called erika...freddy...david...gina....isai....and many more to see if they had an electrical screw driver...BUT NONE OF THE BITCHES HAD ONE!!! lol...so finally, stupid ALBERT calls to see if his parents had one, and surprsingly they did.
so right now, maritza and albert took my car to go get it and ARNIE is passed out on the floor, scott is just laying down next to me laughing at everything i type becuz i make him sound like a lazy ass by saying that he's just laying down when IN ACTUALITY, he helped my bed.
soooo, it's 7:21am, and we still havent gone to sleep, its prolly gonna take us about an hour to fix it, then 30 minutes to stop laughing and get over it, then we ALL have to wake up at 11 to get ready for alberts party.
we're gonna be dead and drown in the pool.
so ya..........we all went to club scala, AKA hush and danced the night away with gays and lesbians. WILLY WONKA kissed me on the cheek, danced on stage with me, and took a picture to put on the RGV clubs. com
we saw a drag show/ male dancers and a drag needed money, so i pull out $3 and she says, "THANKS YOU STRAIGHT MINOR MOTHER FUCKER"
so ya, we left at 2:30 and went to dennys, now we're here.
so, we're all (scott, arnie, maritza, and i) getting comfortable on the bed, and then albert has to ruin it and climb on top...we're all laughing cuz he jumps on top of maritza and i, and then BOOOOOOM!!! my bed comes crashing down....
for all of you who know that i have a king size with MIRRORS on top....well, you know that we didnt die.
so, we called erika...freddy...david...gina....isai....and many more to see if they had an electrical screw driver...BUT NONE OF THE BITCHES HAD ONE!!! lol...so finally, stupid ALBERT calls to see if his parents had one, and surprsingly they did.
so right now, maritza and albert took my car to go get it and ARNIE is passed out on the floor, scott is just laying down next to me laughing at everything i type becuz i make him sound like a lazy ass by saying that he's just laying down when IN ACTUALITY, he helped my bed.
soooo, it's 7:21am, and we still havent gone to sleep, its prolly gonna take us about an hour to fix it, then 30 minutes to stop laughing and get over it, then we ALL have to wake up at 11 to get ready for alberts party.
we're gonna be dead and drown in the pool.
so ya..........we all went to club scala, AKA hush and danced the night away with gays and lesbians. WILLY WONKA kissed me on the cheek, danced on stage with me, and took a picture to put on the RGV clubs. com
we saw a drag show/ male dancers and a drag needed money, so i pull out $3 and she says, "THANKS YOU STRAIGHT MINOR MOTHER FUCKER"
so ya, we left at 2:30 and went to dennys, now we're here.