Loooooooooooser
jayabdal: i found my calling in life
this is badfish: slavery's abolished
this is badfish: and you gotta move to las vegas for prostitution
jayabdal: i am a douchebag
jayabdal: jayabdal: i didnt mean to come off as a schmuck
OnEoFrIvAsHoTtSt: actually more like a douchebag
this is badfish: hahahaha who is that girl
jayabdal: some chick
this is badfish: she's cool
this is badfish: i like people who arent scared to say what they mean
this is badfish: kudos to her, but subtract those kudos if she wouldn't say it in person
jayabdal: talk to her and explain to her how cool i am and how she should not sleep with me
this is badfish: you really think id tell some girl to sleep with you?
this is badfish: did you lose your mind
jayabdal: no
jayabdal: it is lost already
this is badfish: yeah
jayabdal: i just like to come on here and fuck with people
this is badfish: well son... if you think id ever be your middleman you are not even as intelligent as an amoeba
jayabdal: sex is always an interesting topic
this is badfish: not really it gets old
jayabdal: yeah
jayabdal: maybe im the only horny person alive
this is badfish: no
this is badfish: you're not
jayabdal: i guess it doesnt help that i have no personality
this is badfish: hahahahaha
this is badfish: thats the best thing you've ever said
jayabdal: i say cool things some times
jayabdal: i always speak the blunt truth
this is badfish: well... cant say anyone always speaks the truth, but some people always speak their perception of it
jayabdal: yeah
jayabdal: and my perception is the right perception
this is badfish: im sure thats a false statement
jayabdal: yes, but note that everything i say is ass backwards
jayabdal: and only further fucks up im credibility in every sense
jayabdal: im=my
this is badfish: who cares about credibility
jayabdal: people do
jayabdal: though they dont admit it
this is badfish: im sure alot of people do admit it
this is badfish: i just think its stupid.
this is badfish: if someone doesnt trust you, theres no point in working on a point system
jayabdal: it is a matter of personal appeal
jayabdal: if u like some one u like them if u dont u dont
this is badfish: you're an idiot.
jayabdal: what that person says can change that
jayabdal: this is what we call credibility
this is badfish: thanks dad
jayabdal: tomorrow i will teach u about the birds and the wasps
this is badfish: why wasps? do they have bigger dicks than bees?
jayabdal: duh
jayabdal: they are black
jayabdal: bees are azn
this is badfish: dick size does not directly correlate to race
this is badfish: except asians.
jayabdal: yes
this is badfish: but black dudes and white dudes vary
jayabdal: yeah
jayabdal: i know i watch porn
this is badfish: you mean you take it from big black boys
jayabdal: haha
jayabdal: no that's all u
this is badfish: umm nope
jayabdal: ya sure
jayabdal: i saw the movies already
this is badfish: movies of what
jayabdal: bronwyn does brownies
this is badfish: no bronwyn does
this is badfish: not
jayabdal: okay
this is badfish: mhhmm
what a fucking idiot. amazing.
this is badfish: slavery's abolished
this is badfish: and you gotta move to las vegas for prostitution
jayabdal: i am a douchebag
jayabdal: jayabdal: i didnt mean to come off as a schmuck
OnEoFrIvAsHoTtSt: actually more like a douchebag
this is badfish: hahahaha who is that girl
jayabdal: some chick
this is badfish: she's cool
this is badfish: i like people who arent scared to say what they mean
this is badfish: kudos to her, but subtract those kudos if she wouldn't say it in person
jayabdal: talk to her and explain to her how cool i am and how she should not sleep with me
this is badfish: you really think id tell some girl to sleep with you?
this is badfish: did you lose your mind
jayabdal: no
jayabdal: it is lost already
this is badfish: yeah
jayabdal: i just like to come on here and fuck with people
this is badfish: well son... if you think id ever be your middleman you are not even as intelligent as an amoeba
jayabdal: sex is always an interesting topic
this is badfish: not really it gets old
jayabdal: yeah
jayabdal: maybe im the only horny person alive
this is badfish: no
this is badfish: you're not
jayabdal: i guess it doesnt help that i have no personality
this is badfish: hahahahaha
this is badfish: thats the best thing you've ever said
jayabdal: i say cool things some times
jayabdal: i always speak the blunt truth
this is badfish: well... cant say anyone always speaks the truth, but some people always speak their perception of it
jayabdal: yeah
jayabdal: and my perception is the right perception
this is badfish: im sure thats a false statement
jayabdal: yes, but note that everything i say is ass backwards
jayabdal: and only further fucks up im credibility in every sense
jayabdal: im=my
this is badfish: who cares about credibility
jayabdal: people do
jayabdal: though they dont admit it
this is badfish: im sure alot of people do admit it
this is badfish: i just think its stupid.
this is badfish: if someone doesnt trust you, theres no point in working on a point system
jayabdal: it is a matter of personal appeal
jayabdal: if u like some one u like them if u dont u dont
this is badfish: you're an idiot.
jayabdal: what that person says can change that
jayabdal: this is what we call credibility
this is badfish: thanks dad
jayabdal: tomorrow i will teach u about the birds and the wasps
this is badfish: why wasps? do they have bigger dicks than bees?
jayabdal: duh
jayabdal: they are black
jayabdal: bees are azn
this is badfish: dick size does not directly correlate to race
this is badfish: except asians.
jayabdal: yes
this is badfish: but black dudes and white dudes vary
jayabdal: yeah
jayabdal: i know i watch porn
this is badfish: you mean you take it from big black boys
jayabdal: haha
jayabdal: no that's all u
this is badfish: umm nope
jayabdal: ya sure
jayabdal: i saw the movies already
this is badfish: movies of what
jayabdal: bronwyn does brownies
this is badfish: no bronwyn does
this is badfish: not
jayabdal: okay
this is badfish: mhhmm
what a fucking idiot. amazing.