cuz poontang just aint enough sweetie

May 20, 2005 19:56

friday night and im writing in my livejournal. thats a travesty. oh well, nobody ever said i was cool. except me and everyone else i've ever met, but that doesn't count cuz we don't really know. i mean, until GOD comes out of the clouds and says "you are shibby", you aren't SHIT. i'm still waiting. he might not come out of the clouds, he might just leave a sky writing. that'd be okay.

i turn 18 on the 18th of june. so, you should probably start shopping now and remember that i love coconuts, bright colors and american eagle/abercrombie clothes. also, i don't have a pony, so if someone could get on that... i'd appreciate it. i'm thinking i'll have a little shindig, a get-together, a bash, a soiree if you will. if you want to come, you're probably S.O.L. cuz i don't like anyone and this party is just gonna be me and like... my mom. YEAH WHAT NOW?!?!

no seriously, i love people. come... come. COME! or i'll drink a tall glass of bleach and subsequently DIE miserabley and with a really bad throat-ache.
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