you set me on fire, baby

[madelyn93]

title: you set me on fire, baby
characters: luhan/kai, luhan/kris
rating: pg-13
length: ~5000w
summary: in which luhan literally sets kris on fire. but not really.
HS!AU. sequel to the hard life of kim joonmyeon. aside from the first paragraph, everything else can be a standalone.

all connected fics in this verse, in order:
the hard life of kim joonmyeon

Comments

[moneeque]

OMFG OKAY I NEED AIR WAIT LEMME READ ♥

[madelyn93]

JSYK I TOTALLY USED YOUR IDEAS :D

[moneeque]

URGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHASDFGHJKJHBGVCXBHVCVJNMNBCVXKJHBDVXJADBFSVXHVXJXNSX

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-- THIS. IS. SO. PERFECT, YEAH~~ ♥

YOU ARE AMAZING AND I'M AN INCOHERENT MESS TYVM TT~TT

JONGIN OMFG JONGIN CAN I HAVE YOU. AND LUHAN. I'M LOST. WOMAN YOU MADE MY NIGHT, THANK YOU FOR WRITING THIS AMAZINGNESS ON THE INSANE CRAP I GAVE YOU ;AAAAAAAAAAAA;

THIS COMMENT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE AND IT'S ALL CAPSLOCK BUT I LOVE YOU OKAY ♥;;

ALSO IF YOU'RE INTERESTED IN ANOTHER INSANE IDEA INVOLVING CHANYEOL, CAULDRONS AND MATING DANCES GIMME A CALL 8DDDDDDDDD

[madelyn93]

WHY DO PEOPLE EVEN UN-CAPSLOCK?
AND IT IS NOT INSANE BECAUSE IT WAS I WOULDN'T WRITE IT
oh okay i still would

BUT ANYWAY
I ACED THE TEST :D

AND BRING IT ON WOMAN I HAVE FIVE PET BUNNIES AT HOME I AM A PROFESSIONAL BUNNY HANDLERRR

[moneeque]

RIGHT? RIGHT? IT'S LIKE I'M LEAVING IMPORTANT ASPECTS OF LIFE IF I DON'T CAPSLOCK XDDDDDD;;

GOOD JOB BB :DDDDDDDb

AHEM AHEM

SO CHANYEOL BEING THE SPAZZTASTIC FAIRY THAT HE IS DECIDES ONE DAY THAT HE FEELS CONTENT WITH HIS LIFE AND WANTS TO BESTOW HIS NUMBER ONE FAVORITE PROTÉGÉ JONGIN WITH THE POWER OF LOVE. HE GRABS HIS CAULDRON, FILLS IT WITH WHATEVER CRACK HE HAS STOCKED AND DANCES AROUND IT TO STRENGTHEN THE EFFECT. BUT OH NOEZ HE SLIPS AND BEFORE HIS FACE MEETS THE CRACK HE HAS GROWING ON THE FLOOR, HE BREAKS INTO A WEIRD DANCE MOVE CALLED THE MATING PLATYPUSES. AS A RESULT JONGIN MEETS LUHAN. THE REST IS UP TO YOU.

OKAI SO LUKAI/KAILU/KAIHAN IS MY PRECIOUS AND FLAWLESS OTP AND THE ABOVE MENTIONED PLOT IS JUST AN EXCUSE FOR YOU TO WRITE FLUFFY AND HAPPY ENDING FICS WITH MY OTP OKAY. I'M SHAMELESSSSSSSSSSSS /CREYS

[madelyn93]

WHY ARE YOU NOT A FIC WRITER YOURSELF OMG

FAIRY AU OOOOOO I LIKE IT. A SPRINKLE OF LILY POLLEN, A DASH OF UNICORN TEARS HERE (GET ON IT LAY THESE TEARS AREN'T GOING TO PRODUCE THEMSELVES), SOME LIZARD TAILS- OH CRAP THAT CAUSES HIVES IT REALLY SHOULDN'T GO IN THERE-

meanwhile, in the real world, baker!luhan accidentally sprinkles peanut powder on a muffin and feeds it to customer!jongin with the peanut allergy

/DIES

[moneeque]

I actually am a fic writer but most of the time I fail at English haha :DDD;;;

[madelyn93]

you are /ROMANIAN/ stalking your profile hai

pfft english isn't my first language either but i shamelessly plow ahead and bestow the world with bad fic xD

when it's not an ungodly hour like 2:28am (why am i awake) i will read your fic and send you love!

[moneeque]

OKAY I STALKED YOU BACK WHAT 8DDDD

but your English is wonderful and flows and stuff but mine is totally weird as fuck and I can't get across what I want to express and ughhhhhhhhhh I get all frustrated >.<

WHAT. NO. GO SLEEP. OR ELSE YOU'LL HAVE BAD DREAMS BECAUSE OF MY CRAP. DDDDDDDDDD8

[madelyn93]

i never use english in real life tho haha it's mandarin 24/7 which reminds me kris we should totally date i speak all the languages that you do. no kris, really, CONSIDER IT. FREE LANGUAGE HELP.

i will sleep now! i can only hope that i dream of chanyeol in a tutu omg

[moneeque]

I FORGOT TO MENTION. I CONSIDER KRIS TO BE MY MINION BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA~~~ TWIN BECAUSE HE'S LIKE 11 DAYS OLDER THAN ME SO YEAH HOW ABOUT I HOOK YOU UP WITH HIM 8DDDDDDDDDD

Nighty night bb, let them lukai bunnies sing you to sleep and then cuddle you all night~~ ♥