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[paper_knight]

Unwilling to grace the network with the ~miracle~ of seahorse birth, Mark has spent the final few hours of the event hiding in his closet. Now his wall camera is making up for lost time.
It catches him sitting on his bed, elbows resting on his knees, nursing a mug of coffee. He still looks a little pale, but from the relaxed way he holds himself,

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[turn4bout]

1 HUNG3R

fffff Terezi, giving me excuses to use this icon FOREVER. <3

[paper_knight]

He's far less mortified than he might be--it's just Terezi. This is what she does.

You're not a shark any more.

>:]

[turn4bout]

TH3 M1GHTY R3DGL4R3 ST4T3S W1TH UTMOST POMP 4ND C1RCUMST4NC3
1 HUNG3R

=D

[paper_knight]

What?

[turn4bout]

SH3 STR3TCH3S H3R M1GHTY DR4GONYYD W1NGS
KNOCK1NG OV3R T4BL3S 4ND CH41RS 4L1K3
H3R VO1C3 B3LLOWS 4CROSS TH3 4G3S WH3N SH3 SP34KS 4G41N

1 R3QU1R3 YOUR CH1LDR3N FOR FOOD

[paper_knight]

My children?

DENY. EVERYTHING.

what the hell am i even typing anymore

[turn4bout]

MR. MOLD'S D3C31T W4FTS 1NTO R3DGL4R3S NOSTR1LS L1K3 TH3 SM3LL OF 4 NOOS3 R34DY TO SW1NG
SH3 L4UGHS
TH3 W33 B4B13S QU4K3 W1TH F34R KNOW1NG WH4TS COM1NG N3XT

I don't know but I am literally laughing out loud.

[paper_knight]

They're fish, not children.

And they're not for eating in either case.

[turn4bout]

TH4T 1S 4 F4LS1F13D CL41M
R3DGL4R3 1S D1SPL34S3D

[paper_knight]

FISH.

Human children are different.

[turn4bout]

TH3Y 4R3 S34 DW3LL1NG GRUBS OBV1OUSLY
4ND TH3Y W1LL B3 CONSUM3D
R3G4RDL3SS OF TH3 N4M3 YOU 4TT4CH TO TH3M

[paper_knight]

Grubs are insects.

Do you really want to eat them?

[turn4bout]

WO4H WO4H WO4H
1 W4S 4 GRUB NOT TH4T LONG 4GO
DONT ST4RT C4LL1NG M3 4N 1NS3CT

SH1T LOOK YOU M4D3 M3 BR34K CH4R4CT3R

[paper_knight]

AHA. You WERE playing with me.

I didn't mean to call you an insect.

[turn4bout]

I W4S ROL3PL4Y1NG
1TS S3R1OUS BUS1N3SS

ohgod

[paper_knight]

Roleplaying?