potions productivity:

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Comments

[studied_texts]

Oh Dean, that's lovely, really...though I can't help wondering what you should have been doing in Potions while you were drawing such a wonderful picture...

[paper_and_ink]

Paying attention? Taking notes? Flicking bits of paper into Malfoy's hair?

Dean

[studied_texts]

The first two: Yes. The last: No. Malfoy still has the power to deduct points from you - and you know he won't hesitate to do so.

Honestly. You and Seamus...

-Hermione

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I am much smoother than Seamus, Malfoy would never have noticed.

Dean

[studied_texts]

He would have deducted points after Pansy Parkinson pointed it out to him, you know. He probably would have done it without even knowing for sure that it was you who'd done it.

-Hermione

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Prat.

Dean

[studied_texts]

Dean, of course he's a prat. Has been since first year. You should know these things.

-Hermione

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No, I meant her.

Dean

[studied_texts]

Oh. Well. Her too, then. But she can deduct points, too.

-Hermione

[paper_and_ink]

Unfortunate all around.

... And couldn't you just add them back on?

Dean

[studied_texts]

No. Not if there's not a reason to add them back.

[paper_and_ink]

And if I made you smile or laugh or tap-danced, would that be enough?

Dean

[studied_texts]

Maybe if you tap-danced while answering questions correctly in Transfiguration without making Professor McGonagall angry.

[paper_and_ink]

Bollocks. It'd be easier to get the points back from someone else.

Dean

Private to Dean Thomas

[studied_texts]

For some reason, I am very glad that Seamus is not a Prefect for our year.

Re: Private to Hermione Granger

[paper_and_ink]

You should be. For a number of reasons.

Like the fact that he'd give me points while I fuck him.

Dean