The Increasingly Dull Life of Nichola Paparazzi [07]
Welcome back! We're on seven chapters? Really? Well isn't that just awesome. I think I'm going up to eight chapters with this, because I honestly don't think I can bear to see you guys die. Also whilst writing this, I'm playing Phoenix Wright: Justice For All. I can and will be distracted by this. Oh well, enjoy!
OH. MAH. GAWSH.
THIS IS FANTASTIC NEWS!
EVERYONE IS NOW MARRIED AND OR IN A RELATIONSHIP!
Except for Tom and Sydney, they're just stubbon.
>_>
Oh look what I did!
And I still haven't mastered it yet D:
Just two things I want to show you guys, the first is Mr Nobody-de la Rouge, Gem's husband. And the second is Kerri Pinkshoe? Or it might be someone elses kid. Either way, someone - this is your daughter.
*throws notes out the window*
LEWIS AND ROSANNA, Y U NO GETTING ON?!
Also, Beth, Y U GROW UP?!
Time for an unexpected birthday party in the park. Most people turned up. I didn't. That's just because I'm a huge bitch. Lol Jules, boogying away back there xD
Eventually I turned up, no biggie.
"NOW THE PARTY CAN START!"
"WOOOOOOOO PARTY!"
"EVERYONE WENT HOME, MY DAUGHTER IS GONNA BE AN ADULT, PARTYYYYYY!"
You guys D:
Booooooo you whores.
"Hmm, I wish Beth were here"
"Awkward surprise in 3... 2... 1"
OH MAH GAWD, CHIP!
Okay with bad hair and a suit, but this is the first time he's actually showed up in my game!
NOW EVERYONE HAS BEEN FEATURED AT LEAST ONCE.
OH HAPPY DAYS!
"Bitch I am not wearing this"
Princess is the only kid I have ever had to pick all the traits for! I'm so proud :')
I think genius suits her best, not gonna lie.
With a straightened hair look and a bright green shirt, Princess is ready to take over the world burst onto the scene!
We'll take this by storm.
Boss = future father in law.
Dynamite.
"No matter how old I get, this doesn't get easier!"
Not a thing has changed :3
"Still got it"
*el spanish game*
"BETH WE'RE LIKE THE SAME AGE NOW, I SO LOVE YOUUUUUUUU"
"I LOVE YOU TOO MY LITTLE PUDDING"
"Le vom"
Juliana is the second most angry sim in the town. I beat her.
"Ignore her, she's a bitch"
"Oh honey have you even met my mother?"
"And now I have something to ask you"
"I CAN'T AFFORD A NICE PLACE OR A REAL RING, SO MARRY ME PLZKTHNX?"
"See, its a shiny!"
*happysmilehug*
"What-ever"
"Hey honey, how was Beth's?"
"Cool, got engaged"
"Cool story bro, I'm skinny dippin' in the tub, dinners in the fridge"
So this happened...
O_o
"Ever wake up and realise that your daughter is getting married? I missed out so much by not getting married? Oh well, I wonder if she made waffles"
LIKE A BOSS.
"DOES THIS DRESS MAKE ME LOOK INVISABLE?!"
*le wedding day*
"The sun, it's just right for my big day"
"I'm not too sure about this, I mean I HATE her"
Chill Kelsey, you hate me, not my daughter.
"You ready"
"The light is perfect, good photo ops"
Now that's over, lets find out more about Beth <3
"I don't think this is a good idea"
sim!Rissa's husband is not impressed.
*nudgewinkwoohoo*
"Princess, imagine if we made a baby"
"Totally... wait, what?"
WHAT?! YOU GUYS?! Y U ALL OLD?!
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand boom! goes the dynamite.
Would I? Am I the kind of person to do this?
... Yes.
*squeesquee*
Meet Betty, our simbot <3
"Bitch I don't want no simbot"
Woah O_o
Hello knockers.
And here is a bit about Betty :)
"Bitch I don't need gravity, I'm Betty Motherfrickin' Paparazzi"
"Nichola check it, I'm married"
PREGNANT WITH LEAVES, YOU HAVE RETURNED.
"Okay darling, don't freak out but I'm pregnant!"
"That's cool"
That's it? ALL YOU HAVE TO SAY?
F-YOU.
"I'm going to be a grandma. But I'm just so damn youngggggg"
"So microwave, we've known each other for a long time and... well I love you"
...
"I'M SO GLAD YOU LOVE ME TOO!"
"Oh come here you!"
JUST AS I THOUGHT EVERYONE WAS GETTING TOO OLD FOR KIDS <3
*now just get married*
"La la la skinny dipping"
"La la la robbing clothes"
"Hmm, awkward. I guess I should just whip my guitar outta my ass and play"
WUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT?
*herp-de-derp-de-labour*
"But you seemed so in control!"
"BUT I'M NOT SUPPOSED TO DRIVE MYSELF TO THE HOSPITAL BITCH!"
Ridiculous names never fail me xD
I'M A GRANDMA! <3
Lets face it, the house is small. Really small. So Betty is moving out :(
"I can't believe I'm a grandma. Bitch I still look good"
THIS IS LIKE THE SECOND TO LAST CHAPTER, AMIGAAAAAAAAAD.
MAYBE SOMEONE WILL DIE NEXT CHAPTER D:
Who knows, til then, toodleoo!