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Dear Livejournal,
I've been cheating on you with blogspot again. She is way better in the sack than you. I'm keeping you around though because you collect blogs into one place for my easy consumption, like a corralled school of sardines for the easy consumption of dolphins and gannets. Boston is lonely. I've been watching a lot of Animal Planet.
If you were a real person, I'd probably be considered the worst boyfriend of all time. But you're not, so I'm allowed to toy with your non-emotions. I think my hiatus might be permanent this time. Blogspot and I are soulmates and we are eloping.
Best,
Byron
http://ricecore.blogspot.com
PS: Swetha, your blog is young. Run away with me!
I've been cheating on you with blogspot again. She is way better in the sack than you. I'm keeping you around though because you collect blogs into one place for my easy consumption, like a corralled school of sardines for the easy consumption of dolphins and gannets. Boston is lonely. I've been watching a lot of Animal Planet.
If you were a real person, I'd probably be considered the worst boyfriend of all time. But you're not, so I'm allowed to toy with your non-emotions. I think my hiatus might be permanent this time. Blogspot and I are soulmates and we are eloping.
Best,
Byron
http://ricecore.blogspot.com
PS: Swetha, your blog is young. Run away with me!