Happy Halloween!
Hope you all have a happy all hallows eve! I shall be going out to a costume-optional party.
Were I a tall, thin, gaunt, horse-faced fellow, I'd go in drag as Ann Coulter, cuz she's one of the scariest bitches out there. All it would require is the aforementioned physique, plus a long blond wig of straight hair, as well as a makeup job consisting of raccoon eyes and an emphasized adams apple. The finishing touch would be the obligatory slutty black cocktail dress (+optional stuffed sock in the crotch if I want to be really evil).
Optional props: a copy of Mein Kampf or any new book Herr Goebbels-- erm-- I mean Miss Coulter is currently whoring out.
Hey, if I lose a few pounds by next Halloween, it might be doable. I just won't look tall enough...or horse-faced enough.
Were I a tall, thin, gaunt, horse-faced fellow, I'd go in drag as Ann Coulter, cuz she's one of the scariest bitches out there. All it would require is the aforementioned physique, plus a long blond wig of straight hair, as well as a makeup job consisting of raccoon eyes and an emphasized adams apple. The finishing touch would be the obligatory slutty black cocktail dress (+optional stuffed sock in the crotch if I want to be really evil).
Optional props: a copy of Mein Kampf or any new book Herr Goebbels-- erm-- I mean Miss Coulter is currently whoring out.
Hey, if I lose a few pounds by next Halloween, it might be doable. I just won't look tall enough...or horse-faced enough.