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[papa_squat]

I went to my girlie doctor yesterday. I don't like her; usually docs warn you before they swap you during a pap. She just jammed the duckbill thing in and swabbed away. She didn't use a regular swab either. It looked like damn toothbrush with different lengths of bristles and it HURT. I was out in less than an hour, so I went back to work. I think

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[papa_squat]

Yeah, the good thing is as long as the pap is fine, I don't have to find another girlie doc for another year. My old doc in Norman was good because she at least gave me some warning, and it never hurt. This lady had the crazy eyes, too. I wanted to straight up tell her, "Don't try to get my eye contact while you're giveing me a breast exam pls."

As for my neightbor... his "date" never showed up! It was a bit awkward because he was pretty bummed about it. Also, we always ask him before dinner if there are any items he doesn't like, so we wont bother to make a meal of it for him and he acts like he's not picky. The last time we had him over we showed him we were making tofu pesto primavera and he revealed he doesn't like peppers or squash. This time I was preparing the watermelon and arugula salad with walnuts and he revealed, "Ooh, actually, I don't eat watermelon. Or walnuts really." So he took just the arugula and drowned it in balsalmic vinegarette.

I know it's a weird salad, but I wonder how so many people can go through life without trying things and seeing if they really don't like them. I used to hate all kinds of food, but I started trying new recipes and I discovered I like a lot of foods I used to hate. It's all in how you prepare them. The only thing I can say I don't like is olives. I can handle black olives on pizza as long as they are thinly sliced, but that's about it.

Lol rant comment :/.

[squixy]

The salad sounds awesome! Neighbor = lame. As far as food goes I'll try just about anything once because otherwise I'll wonder what I'm missing.

Ugh, she looked you in the eye during the breast exam? That's creepy. I usually just look at what they're doing or the wall. Eesh, what a freak.