What I did and didn't do today

[papa_keyes]

What I didn't do:

1. Didn't pay child support. They're probably not even mine.
2. Didn't send Xmas or birthday gifts. (See #1 second sentence.)

What I did do:

1. Bought myself a Plasma tv with all the money I saved. (See: What I didn't do.)
2. Took my dog for a walk.
3. Had pizza from Papa Eugene's for lunch.
4. Went to the strip club with more money. (See: What I didn't do.)
5. Bought Adventures of Baron Munchausen with the money I've saved.

That is all.

Love,

Papa Keyes.