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[papa_bing]

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For th

Oh Madonn' --

Comments

1/2 BECAUSE I FAIL WITH ICONS LOL

[calzonewithlegs]

...

2/2 - I wish I had a smiling Bobby icon :C

[calzonewithlegs]

Ton'?

[papa_bing]

...

Bobby?

[calzonewithlegs]

All due respect, but what the fuck're you doing here, Skip?

Oh.

Don't tell me that-- God forbid-- you ain't dead, are ya?

[papa_bing]

Dead? What're you talkin' about?

[calzonewithlegs]

This place, it's... Purgatory, Ton'.

Only they call it the Barge, but I don't think they know what they're talkin' about. Probably confused.

[papa_bing]

But th

F- ah Christ, Bobby. Uncle Jun.

[Private to Tony]

[calzonewithlegs]

Uncle Jun'? You mean--

He done it again?

...Ton', you gotta be careful on these magic book things. Other people, y'know? They can read anything you got to say unless you make it private.

[Private to Bobby]

[papa_bing]

Again? He never did this before, Bobby, I tell ya. I'd fuckin' remember.

Magic book things. Jesus.

[Private to Tony]

[calzonewithlegs]

You mean...

Are you sure, Skip?

[Private to Bobby]

[papa_bing]

Am I sure? Of course I'm fuckin' sure! My mental fuckin' cocksucker of an Uncle shot me thinkin' I was Pussy fuckin' Malanga who's been dead seven goddamn years!

[Private to Tony]

[calzonewithlegs]

Really?

This is fuckin' incredible! You ain't dead, Skip!

[Private to Bobby] - 1/2

[papa_bing]

What?

[Private to Bobby] - 2/2

[papa_bing]

Fuckin' crazy. This whole thing.

[Private to Tony]

[calzonewithlegs]

Yeah, I know.

[Private to Bobby] - Quite a while later. He's processing.

[papa_bing]

Okay, sayin' this is Purgatory... Why're you here? Healthy as a fuckin' ox last time I saw you.