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[autistic_genius]

Oh, hi! Are you new?

[papa_bing]

What the fuck is this?

[autistic_genius]

This is the Barge.

Uh, can I assume since you don't know what's going on that you're not a warden?

[papa_bing]

Whaddaya mean, "warden"?

ANNNND I wasn't told you're responded. Ah, LJ alerts

[autistic_genius]

...My name is Spencer Reid. What's your name?

Lol, nm. Tony'd be friendlier, but he's a little on edge...

[papa_bing]

Tony Soprano.

[autistic_genius]

Nice to meet you, Tony.

Where are you from?

[papa_bing]

Charmed.

New Jersey. Why'd you wanna know?

[autistic_genius]

Just curious. I'm from D.C. myself.

Strikes unreadable

[papa_bing]

I'm bettin' you're a warden.

Whoop-de-fuckin-doo. Good for you. What d'ya do, Spencer?

I'm not re-writing the comment title. :P (Commence foot-in-mouth)

[autistic_genius]

I am a warden, yes. Does that bother you?

I'm a profiler. How about you, Tony?

WATCH HIM PLAY INNOCENT.

[papa_bing]

Nah. Why would it?

A profiler, huh? Like the FBI?

I'm in waste management.

[autistic_genius]

Your initial reaction wasn't favorable.

Yes, like the FBI.

Waste management? I...I don't think I've ever met anyone in your line of work.

[papa_bing]

You listen to me. I just woke up in a place like some goddamn afterlife prison, with my fuckin' TV where my staircase should be and people tellin' me I'm dead. It's been a weird goddamn mornin', so excuse me if my fuckin' reaction wasn't favourable, Mister FBI.

Golly, Tony spelled "favorable" like he's of British descent! :P

[autistic_genius]

I'm sorry. I didn't mean to upset you.

LOLOL I LIED.

[papa_bing]

Forget about it.