# 35: Birthday/Survey.
February 26th, in the year of the Lord 2005, I will turn 17 years of age. That's tomorrow. To some, 17 may still be considered young. In fact, most of my friends have several years on me. However, I feel like 17 is over the hill. Sixteen was bad enough, and now seventeen? I feel ancient. From here on out I know I'll never be able to celebrate a birthday the same way I used to, beside my 21st birthday, but then again I've already drank to the point where I'm absolutely SICK of it, so I all ready spoiled that birthday. "And so it goes".
Contrary to belief, I actually hate these thing. That just take an obscene amount of time, and I'm anxious so I need a timekiller.
What time are you starting this?: 3:03PM.
Name?: Ashley.
Nicknames?: Trashley, my last name.
Date of birth?: February 26th, 1988.
Sex?: Female.
Height?: 5'4".
Eye color?: Blue.
Where were you born?: Abington.
Number of candles on your last birthday cake?: 16.
Pets?: A persian cat, who's very luxurious, yes LUXURIOUS, named Mr.Jinx.
Hair color?: Blonde.
Piercings?: Two holes on both ears, labret.
Town you live in?: Rockledge/Fox Chase, Phila.
Favorite foods?: Pasta, steak [good steak].
Ever been to Africa?: No, never will be. I'd like to avoid getting infected by AIDS.
Been toilet papering?: No.
Love someone so much it made you cry?: Yep, but in a good way :X
Been in a car accident?: No.
Croutons or bacon bits?: NEITHER.
Favorite day of the week?: Saturday.
Favorite resturant?: Outback Steakhouse.
Favorite flower?: None.
Favorite sport to watch?: No.
Favorite drink?: Water, Diet Coke.
Favorite ice cream flavor?: Strawberry.
Warner Bros. or Disney?: NO.
Favorite fast food restuarant?: Yo quiero Taco Bell.
Carpet color in your bedroom?: Pink.
How many times did you fail your driver's test?: N/A.
Whom did you get your last email from?: Livejournal.
Which store would you choose to max out your credit card?: I have no idea.
What do you do most often when you are bored?: Go online, read, sleep.
Most annoying thing to say to me?: "What's your scoop?". Yes, that's it!
Bedtime?: I don't have a set bed time, I'm not four years old.
Favorite TV show?: The O'Reilly Factor, The Daily Show [what a stark contrast], Degrassi, Law & Order.
Last person you went out to dinner with?: Ian.
Been out of country?: Canada, Germany next summer.
Believe in magic?: No.
Ford or Chevy?: No.
What are you listening to right now?: Velvet Acid Christ : Futile [Star Trek Mix].
Have you ever failed a grade?: No!
If you have, what grade did you fail?: N/A.
Do you have a crush on someone?: More than a crush, mkay. Yeah.
Do you have a bf/gf?: Yep.
If so, what is their name?: Ian Shaw.
How long have you been together?: About four months, but we were good friends & talked a lot before that.
What are you wearing right now?: A black & pink diagnoal striped skirt, socks, black & white bauhaus baby tee, underwear.
Have you ever had a crush on any of your teachers?: NO.
Do you smoke?: Yes, djarum blacks/specials.
Do you drink?: Eh.
Are you ghetto?: WUTEVA.
Are you a player?: Playa pimp.
What are your favorite colors?: Baby pink, white, black. Zusammen, bitte.
What is your favorite animal?: My cat.
Do you have any birthmarks?: One above my hip.
Have you ever gotten your ass kicked?: No.
Who do you talk to most on the phone?: Ian.
Have you ever been slapped?: No, actually.
Do you get online a lot?: Yes.
Are you shy or outgoing?: Outgoing.
Do you shower?: Yes, always. If I don't I really wanna die the entire day.
Do you hate school?: Yes, I can truly say that I do, hence why I'm never there.
Do you have a social life?: Yeah.
How easily do you trust people?: Not extremely well, I must say.
Do you have a secret people would be surprised knowing?: Probably.
Would you ever sky dive?: Fuck that.
Do you like to dance?: Not in a gay way.
Have you ever been out of state?: Yes, many times.
Do you like to travel?: Sure.
Have you ever been expelled from school?: Yes. Man, it's so weird to answer 'yes' to that question.
Have you ever been suspended from school?: Three times. Once in sixth [sitting on swings I was banned from, yes], once in eigth [truency], once in tenth [drinking, i got ratted out.], and in eleventh I was expelled [now].
Do you want to get out of your hometown?: No, I love Philadelphia.
Are you spoiled?: At times by my dad.
Are you a brat?: No.
Have you ever been dumped?: Yes.
Have you ever gotten high?: Survey says; yes, dumbass.
Do you like snapple?: Not particularly.
Do you drink a lot of water?: Enough.
What toothpaste do you use?: Whatevers there.
Do you have a cell phone?: No, I ranked up an $1,300 bill.
Do you have a curfew?: Not really.
Who do you look up to?: Bill O'Reilly, if anyone, just because I agree with most of what he says. I'd love to do what he does for a living, I think I'd be good at it. Hold the jokes, please.
Are you a role model?: Not a good one.
Have you ever been to Six Flags or Cedar Point?: Six Flags, yes.
What name brand do you wear the most?: Anything from Joyce Leslie, usually which aren't brands. Other than that I wear a lot of Lip Service and Illig.
What kind of jewelry do you wear?: Just my ring, and some braclets.
What do you want pierced?: Nipples.
Do you like taking pictures?: Eh.
Do you like getting your picture taken?: Eh.
Do you have a tan?: No!
Do you get annoyed easily?: If I'm in a bad mood, very.
Have you ever started a rumor?: Probably.
Do you have your own phone or phone line?: Basically.
Do you have your own pool?: My family does?
Do you prefer boxers or briefs?: ...
Do you have any siblings?: Two sisters, two brothers.
Have you ever been played?: I hate that phrase, so stop using it now.
Have you ever played anyone?: Dude, fuck off.
Do you get along with your parents?: Sometimes.
How do you vent your anger?: Throwing violent temper tantrums... :X?
Have you ever ran away?: No.
Have you ever been fired from a job?: No.
Do you even have a job?: Rita's Water Ice.
Do you daydream a lot?: Eh.
Do you have a lot of ex's?: No.
Do you run your mouth?: Always.
What do you want a tattoo of?: No.
What do you have a tattoo of?: Nothing.
What does your ex bf/gf look like?: No.
What does your most recent crush look like?: Exceptionally good looking.
Whats her/his name?: Ian.
Have you ever been bitched out?: Yep.
Are you rude?: I'm frequently not politically correct, as if were, which could make some people consider me rude. I just think I'm being honest.
What was the last compliment you recieved?: I dunno.
Do you like getting dirty?: Uh, no. Ew.
Are you flexable?: A bit.
What is your heritage?: German, German,...German.
What is your lucky number?: I have no lucky number, wtf. Lucky number. GAY.
What does your hair look like right now?: Damp from my shower, straight & brushed.
Could you ever be a vegetarian?: NO, I FUCKING LOVE MEAT. YUM.
Describe your looks?: Blonde, blue eyes, 5'4", average size, wears a lot of make up & outlandish clothing?
If you had to completely dye your hair it'd be what color?: More blonde, bitte.
Would you ever date someone younger than you?: I am, actually. So there.
Would you ever date someone older than you?: I'm already dating someone and I don't even think about dating other people, but yeah I have.
When was the last time you were drunk?: Man, a while ago.
How many rings until you answer the phone?: Depends.
Have you ever been skinny dipping?: Yeah.
If yes, when was the last time?: Like three summers ago.
When was the last time you went on a date?: Eh?
Do you look more like your mother or father?: My mother when I was younger, we looked a lot alike when we were both kids but then I shaved my eyebrows off and dyed my hair, etc etc, and she looks... yeah well no.
Do you cry a lot?: No.
Do you ever cry to get your way?: Um, no but it works.
What phrase do you use most when on the phone?: "*EEE*"
Are you the romantic type?: I hate that word.
Have you ever been chased by cops?: I was high and I thought we were. I've been followed by the cops. Long story.
What do you like most about your body?: Eyes, legs.
What do you like least about your body?: Stomach?
When did you have your first crush?: I forget.
When was the last time you threw up?: A couple weeks ago?
In the opposite sex, do you prefer blondes or brunettes?: Brunettes.
Do you ever wear shirts do show your belly?: Nah.
What about cleavage?: Yeah, not with the intention of showing it though.
Is your best friend a virgin?: No. None of my freinds are, except the ones from ANC. And these friends aren't even sluts, just none of them are.
Have you ever fucked someone up?: Huh?
Have you ever been fucked up?: In what sense?
What theme does your room have?: Random cartoon characters....WHEEEEEE.
What is your screen name on AIM?: cyanide barbie.
How are you feeling right now?: Cold.
When was the last time you were at a party?: Amanda's.
Have you ever given a lapdance?: No.
Have you ever recieved one?: No.
Has there ever been a rumor spread about you?: That I killed myself.
What is one of your bad qualilties?: Unforgiving.
What is one of your good qualilties?: Informed on a lot of issues.
Would you marry for money?: No, but I'm not marrying some broke ass poor guy.
What do you drive?: N/A.
Are you more of a mommys or daddys child?: Dad, definitely.
When was the last time you cried in school?: Nah.
What kind of music do you like?: Industrial.
Would you ever bungee jump?: Yeah, so I can get a headache from all the blood rushing to my head. No thx. K?
What is your worst fear?: Loosing a specific person.
Would you ever join the army?: I have no reason to because I all ready have a career plan.
Do you like cows?: I like their meat.
If you were to die today, what would you do?: Hold a plane up and fly to Sutton, randomly. Then have a lot of sex and do some drugs, and then die before fate sets me in. Also I'd kill some people that need to be done with. I need a high death count if fate decides to fuck me over.
If you had a last word to say to someone before you die, what would it be?: "Peace out, niggaz"
Do you like to party?: Sure?
Hearts or broken hearts?: Gay faggot hearts.
Moons or stars?: Stars.
Coke or pepsi?: Diet coke.
Favorite scent?: Ian.
Favorite band?: I have several.
Would you ever dye your hair red?: I've had it red as in BRIGHT red.
How many languages can you speak?: English, and a decent amount of German.
What time are you finishing this?: 3:34PM.
& now I'm off to the gallery.
Contrary to belief, I actually hate these thing. That just take an obscene amount of time, and I'm anxious so I need a timekiller.
What time are you starting this?: 3:03PM.
Name?: Ashley.
Nicknames?: Trashley, my last name.
Date of birth?: February 26th, 1988.
Sex?: Female.
Height?: 5'4".
Eye color?: Blue.
Where were you born?: Abington.
Number of candles on your last birthday cake?: 16.
Pets?: A persian cat, who's very luxurious, yes LUXURIOUS, named Mr.Jinx.
Hair color?: Blonde.
Piercings?: Two holes on both ears, labret.
Town you live in?: Rockledge/Fox Chase, Phila.
Favorite foods?: Pasta, steak [good steak].
Ever been to Africa?: No, never will be. I'd like to avoid getting infected by AIDS.
Been toilet papering?: No.
Love someone so much it made you cry?: Yep, but in a good way :X
Been in a car accident?: No.
Croutons or bacon bits?: NEITHER.
Favorite day of the week?: Saturday.
Favorite resturant?: Outback Steakhouse.
Favorite flower?: None.
Favorite sport to watch?: No.
Favorite drink?: Water, Diet Coke.
Favorite ice cream flavor?: Strawberry.
Warner Bros. or Disney?: NO.
Favorite fast food restuarant?: Yo quiero Taco Bell.
Carpet color in your bedroom?: Pink.
How many times did you fail your driver's test?: N/A.
Whom did you get your last email from?: Livejournal.
Which store would you choose to max out your credit card?: I have no idea.
What do you do most often when you are bored?: Go online, read, sleep.
Most annoying thing to say to me?: "What's your scoop?". Yes, that's it!
Bedtime?: I don't have a set bed time, I'm not four years old.
Favorite TV show?: The O'Reilly Factor, The Daily Show [what a stark contrast], Degrassi, Law & Order.
Last person you went out to dinner with?: Ian.
Been out of country?: Canada, Germany next summer.
Believe in magic?: No.
Ford or Chevy?: No.
What are you listening to right now?: Velvet Acid Christ : Futile [Star Trek Mix].
Have you ever failed a grade?: No!
If you have, what grade did you fail?: N/A.
Do you have a crush on someone?: More than a crush, mkay. Yeah.
Do you have a bf/gf?: Yep.
If so, what is their name?: Ian Shaw.
How long have you been together?: About four months, but we were good friends & talked a lot before that.
What are you wearing right now?: A black & pink diagnoal striped skirt, socks, black & white bauhaus baby tee, underwear.
Have you ever had a crush on any of your teachers?: NO.
Do you smoke?: Yes, djarum blacks/specials.
Do you drink?: Eh.
Are you ghetto?: WUTEVA.
Are you a player?: Playa pimp.
What are your favorite colors?: Baby pink, white, black. Zusammen, bitte.
What is your favorite animal?: My cat.
Do you have any birthmarks?: One above my hip.
Have you ever gotten your ass kicked?: No.
Who do you talk to most on the phone?: Ian.
Have you ever been slapped?: No, actually.
Do you get online a lot?: Yes.
Are you shy or outgoing?: Outgoing.
Do you shower?: Yes, always. If I don't I really wanna die the entire day.
Do you hate school?: Yes, I can truly say that I do, hence why I'm never there.
Do you have a social life?: Yeah.
How easily do you trust people?: Not extremely well, I must say.
Do you have a secret people would be surprised knowing?: Probably.
Would you ever sky dive?: Fuck that.
Do you like to dance?: Not in a gay way.
Have you ever been out of state?: Yes, many times.
Do you like to travel?: Sure.
Have you ever been expelled from school?: Yes. Man, it's so weird to answer 'yes' to that question.
Have you ever been suspended from school?: Three times. Once in sixth [sitting on swings I was banned from, yes], once in eigth [truency], once in tenth [drinking, i got ratted out.], and in eleventh I was expelled [now].
Do you want to get out of your hometown?: No, I love Philadelphia.
Are you spoiled?: At times by my dad.
Are you a brat?: No.
Have you ever been dumped?: Yes.
Have you ever gotten high?: Survey says; yes, dumbass.
Do you like snapple?: Not particularly.
Do you drink a lot of water?: Enough.
What toothpaste do you use?: Whatevers there.
Do you have a cell phone?: No, I ranked up an $1,300 bill.
Do you have a curfew?: Not really.
Who do you look up to?: Bill O'Reilly, if anyone, just because I agree with most of what he says. I'd love to do what he does for a living, I think I'd be good at it. Hold the jokes, please.
Are you a role model?: Not a good one.
Have you ever been to Six Flags or Cedar Point?: Six Flags, yes.
What name brand do you wear the most?: Anything from Joyce Leslie, usually which aren't brands. Other than that I wear a lot of Lip Service and Illig.
What kind of jewelry do you wear?: Just my ring, and some braclets.
What do you want pierced?: Nipples.
Do you like taking pictures?: Eh.
Do you like getting your picture taken?: Eh.
Do you have a tan?: No!
Do you get annoyed easily?: If I'm in a bad mood, very.
Have you ever started a rumor?: Probably.
Do you have your own phone or phone line?: Basically.
Do you have your own pool?: My family does?
Do you prefer boxers or briefs?: ...
Do you have any siblings?: Two sisters, two brothers.
Have you ever been played?: I hate that phrase, so stop using it now.
Have you ever played anyone?: Dude, fuck off.
Do you get along with your parents?: Sometimes.
How do you vent your anger?: Throwing violent temper tantrums... :X?
Have you ever ran away?: No.
Have you ever been fired from a job?: No.
Do you even have a job?: Rita's Water Ice.
Do you daydream a lot?: Eh.
Do you have a lot of ex's?: No.
Do you run your mouth?: Always.
What do you want a tattoo of?: No.
What do you have a tattoo of?: Nothing.
What does your ex bf/gf look like?: No.
What does your most recent crush look like?: Exceptionally good looking.
Whats her/his name?: Ian.
Have you ever been bitched out?: Yep.
Are you rude?: I'm frequently not politically correct, as if were, which could make some people consider me rude. I just think I'm being honest.
What was the last compliment you recieved?: I dunno.
Do you like getting dirty?: Uh, no. Ew.
Are you flexable?: A bit.
What is your heritage?: German, German,...German.
What is your lucky number?: I have no lucky number, wtf. Lucky number. GAY.
What does your hair look like right now?: Damp from my shower, straight & brushed.
Could you ever be a vegetarian?: NO, I FUCKING LOVE MEAT. YUM.
Describe your looks?: Blonde, blue eyes, 5'4", average size, wears a lot of make up & outlandish clothing?
If you had to completely dye your hair it'd be what color?: More blonde, bitte.
Would you ever date someone younger than you?: I am, actually. So there.
Would you ever date someone older than you?: I'm already dating someone and I don't even think about dating other people, but yeah I have.
When was the last time you were drunk?: Man, a while ago.
How many rings until you answer the phone?: Depends.
Have you ever been skinny dipping?: Yeah.
If yes, when was the last time?: Like three summers ago.
When was the last time you went on a date?: Eh?
Do you look more like your mother or father?: My mother when I was younger, we looked a lot alike when we were both kids but then I shaved my eyebrows off and dyed my hair, etc etc, and she looks... yeah well no.
Do you cry a lot?: No.
Do you ever cry to get your way?: Um, no but it works.
What phrase do you use most when on the phone?: "*EEE*"
Are you the romantic type?: I hate that word.
Have you ever been chased by cops?: I was high and I thought we were. I've been followed by the cops. Long story.
What do you like most about your body?: Eyes, legs.
What do you like least about your body?: Stomach?
When did you have your first crush?: I forget.
When was the last time you threw up?: A couple weeks ago?
In the opposite sex, do you prefer blondes or brunettes?: Brunettes.
Do you ever wear shirts do show your belly?: Nah.
What about cleavage?: Yeah, not with the intention of showing it though.
Is your best friend a virgin?: No. None of my freinds are, except the ones from ANC. And these friends aren't even sluts, just none of them are.
Have you ever fucked someone up?: Huh?
Have you ever been fucked up?: In what sense?
What theme does your room have?: Random cartoon characters....WHEEEEEE.
What is your screen name on AIM?: cyanide barbie.
How are you feeling right now?: Cold.
When was the last time you were at a party?: Amanda's.
Have you ever given a lapdance?: No.
Have you ever recieved one?: No.
Has there ever been a rumor spread about you?: That I killed myself.
What is one of your bad qualilties?: Unforgiving.
What is one of your good qualilties?: Informed on a lot of issues.
Would you marry for money?: No, but I'm not marrying some broke ass poor guy.
What do you drive?: N/A.
Are you more of a mommys or daddys child?: Dad, definitely.
When was the last time you cried in school?: Nah.
What kind of music do you like?: Industrial.
Would you ever bungee jump?: Yeah, so I can get a headache from all the blood rushing to my head. No thx. K?
What is your worst fear?: Loosing a specific person.
Would you ever join the army?: I have no reason to because I all ready have a career plan.
Do you like cows?: I like their meat.
If you were to die today, what would you do?: Hold a plane up and fly to Sutton, randomly. Then have a lot of sex and do some drugs, and then die before fate sets me in. Also I'd kill some people that need to be done with. I need a high death count if fate decides to fuck me over.
If you had a last word to say to someone before you die, what would it be?: "Peace out, niggaz"
Do you like to party?: Sure?
Hearts or broken hearts?: Gay faggot hearts.
Moons or stars?: Stars.
Coke or pepsi?: Diet coke.
Favorite scent?: Ian.
Favorite band?: I have several.
Would you ever dye your hair red?: I've had it red as in BRIGHT red.
How many languages can you speak?: English, and a decent amount of German.
What time are you finishing this?: 3:34PM.
& now I'm off to the gallery.